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dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
Thu Aug 21, 2014, 10:51 AM Aug 2014

Anyone want to try out for THIS reality show?

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I'm A Democrat"

2. "Amnesty For Illegals"

3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"

4. "Boycott Beef"

5. "I Voted For Obama"

6. " George Strait can't sing"

7. " Elect Hillary In 2016"

8. " Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"

9. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"

10. "Al Franken Is My Hero"

11. "I Side With Jane Fonda"

12. "It's Bush's Fault"

13. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion" And the last sticker is…

14. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.


( this was sent to me by a good friend in Texas)
Feel free to suggest other bumper stickers.

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Anyone want to try out for THIS reality show? (Original Post) dixiegrrrrl Aug 2014 OP
Where do I sign up? In_The_Wind Aug 2014 #1
Why not? I'll try anything once. Arkansas Granny Aug 2014 #2
AAARRGGGHHH!! BlueJazz Aug 2014 #3
That would be a gunfire magnet in my state... dixiegrrrrl Aug 2014 #4
It's been done, well not in Texas but in Alabama. A Simple Game Aug 2014 #5
Good grief. It's like (some) of the people there are walking, talking masses of ignorance and hate. BlueJazz Aug 2014 #6
Well if you don't have anything else to be best at and proud of... go with what you have. n/t A Simple Game Aug 2014 #7
"people have started to mate with vegetables" dixiegrrrrl Aug 2014 #9
Disparage football in Alabama? No, they were living dangerously, not suicidal. n/t A Simple Game Aug 2014 #11
ha! omg. Raffi Ella Aug 2014 #8
regarding #10 Skittles Aug 2014 #10
They forgot "Jesus was a liberal." and DamnYankeeInHouston Aug 2014 #12
"Bible, shmible" IDemo Aug 2014 #13
How about... Marie Marie Aug 2014 #14
"I Stand With Planned Parenthood". nt Terra Alta Aug 2014 #15
Don't forget the Coexist bumpersticker. NightWatcher Aug 2014 #16
what is the payoff? Tuesday Afternoon Aug 2014 #17
Adventure! dixiegrrrrl Aug 2014 #18
 

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)
3. AAARRGGGHHH!!
Thu Aug 21, 2014, 11:10 AM
Aug 2014


I put this up as a possible sticker 'cause it would draw the wrath of the people who were left-wing in Texas also.
 

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)
6. Good grief. It's like (some) of the people there are walking, talking masses of ignorance and hate.
Thu Aug 21, 2014, 01:16 PM
Aug 2014

America is number one?....in what ??

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
9. "people have started to mate with vegetables"
Thu Aug 21, 2014, 02:47 PM
Aug 2014


In all seriousness, this is why yard signs are minimal
and bumper stickers chosen with care.
In the 4-5 actual cities in Ala. the issue is not as grave, but since 80% of the state is rural ( mostly very small towns)....yeah, folks are a bit touchy about some things.
The guys in the show might have been under more serious threat if they had disparaged ..football.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
18. Adventure!
Fri Aug 22, 2014, 07:59 AM
Aug 2014

The challenge.
The thrill of it all.
Living on the edge and not even having to get out of the car.

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