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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAnyone want to try out for THIS reality show?
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled "Survivor - Texas-Style!"
The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14 bumper stickers which will read:
1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. " George Strait can't sing"
7. " Elect Hillary In 2016"
8. " Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
10. "Al Franken Is My Hero"
11. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
12. "It's Bush's Fault"
13. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion" And the last sticker is
14. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
( this was sent to me by a good friend in Texas)
Feel free to suggest other bumper stickers.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,483 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)I put this up as a possible sticker 'cause it would draw the wrath of the people who were left-wing in Texas also.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)America is number one?....in what ??
A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)In all seriousness, this is why yard signs are minimal
and bumper stickers chosen with care.
In the 4-5 actual cities in Ala. the issue is not as grave, but since 80% of the state is rural ( mostly very small towns)....yeah, folks are a bit touchy about some things.
The guys in the show might have been under more serious threat if they had disparaged ..football.
A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)Raffi Ella
(4,465 posts)It depends on how much they pay me and if they provide security.
Skittles
(152,964 posts)90% of Texans could not tell you who Al Franken is
DamnYankeeInHouston
(1,365 posts)"Who would Jesus bomb?
Those get you run off the road.
IDemo
(16,926 posts)Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Nancy Pelosi should be House Speaker
Terra Alta
(5,158 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)They hate the idea of tolerance of others.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)The challenge.
The thrill of it all.
Living on the edge and not even having to get out of the car.