For your consideration:

[LisaLynne]

A blog I read was just spammed with the following:

NOTICE:This is to inform the general public that Vampires are real.
My name is James Franklyn.,am an agent of vampire,am here to introduce our new world trend to you,a world of vampire where life get easier,we have made so many persons vampires and have made many also rich.In case you are wildly oppressed by some unscrupulous persons we can still help you fight them.Your protection is assured immediately you join.Just contact the bellow email if you are interested we are here to attend to you anytime you want us.
Contact the bellow email for more details.

Sincerely:
James Franklyn.

[ailsagirl]

1. Nicely punctuated and with excellent grammar, too

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[rug]

2. Be his facebook friend.

https://www.facebook.com/james.spurgeon.7731

[mackerel]

3. Wow! Poor guy he sounds depressed.

[Wounded Bear]

4. More like "scampires"...

[LisaLynne]

5. LOL.

Good one!

[NightWatcher]

6. Does a pushy home owners association count as "oppressed by some unscrupulous person" ?

If so, the legions of vampires could help me build a screen for me to roll my garbage cans behind. That'd be great. I also need to replace my old mailbox, it's starting to show a little rust.

[LisaLynne]

8. I think they'd probably be up more for ...

helping you to rewrite the HO bylaws. That's the vampire way!

[easychoice]

7. he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

geez...