I have an idea for an APP. Developers, start your engines!

[LeftofObama]

I have been chasing a fly around the house all damned day! As soon as I put the fly swatter down he starts buzzing around and then as soon as I pick it up he disappears.

Someone should develop an app that zeroes in on the exact location of the fly so you can smack the hell out of it. There should be an app for that!

[Wait Wut]

1. It's called "A Cat"

My cats are excellent at finding flies. Doing something about them, not so much. If possible, they will bop them on the head. They're especially good at attacking flies that land on TV or computer screens or around anything breakable. That cherished heirloom is a minor sacrifice.

[shenmue]

2. Kitties for all occasions

are available at your local shelter.

[Wait Wut]

3. Yes, they are.

Many shelters will spay/neuter at reduced or no charge as part of the adoption.

Indoor cats live longer, but are still not good fly catchers.