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Fri May 23, 2014, 10:58 AM

Butt Paste?





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liberal N proud May 2014 OP
pipi_k May 2014 #1
AnneD May 2014 #2
Brother Buzz May 2014 #3
shenmue May 2014 #8
Paper Roses May 2014 #18
jmowreader May 2014 #4
Le Taz Hot May 2014 #5
eppur_se_muova May 2014 #6
The Velveteen Ocelot May 2014 #7
pipi_k May 2014 #10
Liberal Veteran May 2014 #17
Callmecrazy May 2014 #9
3catwoman3 May 2014 #11
Frank Cannon May 2014 #12
panader0 May 2014 #13
geardaddy May 2014 #14
hamsterjill May 2014 #15
aikoaiko May 2014 #16

Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Fri May 23, 2014, 11:00 AM

1. I've used it

for various conditions.


It's pretty good stuff in spite of its odd name.

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Fri May 23, 2014, 11:19 AM

2. Works like a charm....

used it on my baby.

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Fri May 23, 2014, 11:28 AM

3. That's just one half of the debate

It's really uncomfortable sitting in the cafe trying to enjoy my croissant and cappuccino when the other cyclists start debating the merits of Chamois Butt’r® over Boudreaux's Original Butt Paste. Then inevitably, some asshole butts in and starts raving about Assos Chamois Cream. At that point, I step outside and think about taking up golf.

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Response to Brother Buzz (Reply #3)

Fri May 23, 2014, 03:56 PM

8. DUzy

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Response to Brother Buzz (Reply #3)

Tue May 27, 2014, 01:56 PM

18. Best laugh of the day! n/t

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Fri May 23, 2014, 12:30 PM

4. There's also...

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Fri May 23, 2014, 12:46 PM

5. Don't laugh.

It works.

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Fri May 23, 2014, 03:17 PM

6. Holds your butt in place ?

Like toupee glue ?

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Response to eppur_se_muova (Reply #6)

Fri May 23, 2014, 03:26 PM

7. Yes, it's so you won't laugh your ass off

or ever have to worry about getting your ass handed to you. It will always be securely in place.

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Response to eppur_se_muova (Reply #6)

Fri May 23, 2014, 04:58 PM

10. Another use for it...

think of it as like toothpaste for your ass.


Just a wee bit on a soft bristled brush and you'll have a shiny hiney...

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Response to pipi_k (Reply #10)

Tue May 27, 2014, 01:31 PM

17. First time users might need this....

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Fri May 23, 2014, 04:20 PM

9. A manpon works just as well...

and isn't as messy.

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Sat May 24, 2014, 11:56 PM

11. This is my favorite diaper rash cream...

...to recommend to parents at the pediatric office, just because the name is so much fun to say.

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Mon May 26, 2014, 07:43 AM

12. Despite the goofy name, that stuff is no joke.

Particularly if you have incontinent loved ones in a nursing home. It provides a moisture barrier that greatly reduces the risk of debilitating, even fatal, bed sores.

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Tue May 27, 2014, 12:16 PM

13. Don't forget this wonderful product.

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Response to panader0 (Reply #13)

Tue May 27, 2014, 12:33 PM

14. I use that on my hands in winter

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Tue May 27, 2014, 01:12 PM

15. This stuff is awesome!

Vet recommended it for my cat who has an auto immune disease and periodically gets an open sore on his abdomen. Works great to seal the wound, and plus, if the cat licks it, it's all natural so it's okay!

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Response to liberal N proud (Original post)

Tue May 27, 2014, 01:26 PM

16. If you ever needed and used it, you woudn't laugh. Instead.....



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