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Wed Feb 22, 2012, 11:15 AM

10 hours left to get a random mystery wedding dress for $35

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Okay. We know what you are thinking. Random Mystery Wedding Dress? Really?!? It sounds insane. That's because it kind of is...but hear us out! There are many actual valid purposes for this particular item, and many ways you can legitimize this purchase. Below are listed just a small sample of the thousands of uses for a Random Mystery Wedding Dress. You can take it from there.

Reason #83: Have you ever seen that episode of Friends when Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel all enjoy the feeling of being a bride simply by slipping into a wedding dress? You can have that too!

Reason #23: You know you're not going to go through with the wedding anyways, so why not gamble a little?

Reason #102: Firm opponent of holy matrimony? Have yourself your very own dress burning bonfire!

Reason #72: It may seem ugly as all get out at first glance, but anyone who has seen Pretty in Pink knows that you can make a beautiful creation from the most unlikely materials.

Reason #59: Times are tough in this economy. Why spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on something you will only wear for a day?

Reason #174: Brighten up those dreary days of house cleaning by slipping into this little number before doing dishes, sweeping, etc. Just because you are doing chores doesn't mean you can't feel pretty.

Reason #207: This is STILL cheaper than most Halloween costumes, plus it isn't made of some cheap tear-just-from-looking-at-it fabric

Reason #3: Make a buck on craigslist or ebay!

Reason #316: Throw a "Trash the Dress" party or photoshoot (google it)

Reason #183: Drop a subtle hint to your daughter (or son) that the time is now.

Reason #49: Scare off the creepy guy that just can't get the hint that you aren't interested.

Features:
Each unit includes one real life honest-to-goodness wedding dress
Styles are varied
Sizes are assorted from 8-18
Size and style will be selected at random

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Reply 10 hours left to get a random mystery wedding dress for $35 (Original post)
Major Nikon Feb 2012 OP
Scuba Feb 2012 #1
bluedigger Feb 2012 #3
HopeHoops Feb 2012 #2

Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Wed Feb 22, 2012, 11:18 AM

1. And if you don't win, but still need the dress, I recommend...

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Response to Scuba (Reply #1)

Wed Feb 22, 2012, 12:41 PM

3. "If we ain't got it, you don't need it."

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Wed Feb 22, 2012, 11:24 AM

2. Twelve kitchen garbage bags held together with white duct tape - WOO HOO!

 

Now THAT's economy!!!!

My mother just wore a cream colored dress for her second marriage. It probably cost about $35. She refused to wear white because she had already been "defiled".

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