How sweary are you? NSFW

[eridani]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/how-sweary-are-you

Lots of British entries which will keep your score down if you are USAian.

[GReedDiamond]

1. I am kinda embarrassed...

...I only scored 27 out of 70.

A bunch of fucking shit bastard douchebag fuckwits obviously contrived that fucking piece of shit quiz.

[Skittles]

12. you want I should kick some fucking shit bastard douchebag fuckwit ass, GReedDiamond?

LEMME AT THEM!!!

[GReedDiamond]

15. Fuck yeah Skittles!!! They went thataway -->

[rrneck]

2. 38 out of 70 nt

Piers Morgan

[Ron Obvious]

3. I got as far as Jeb End

Then, realising I wasn't going to get a perfect score after all, gave up.

[ohnoyoudidnt]

4. I was 34 out of 70.

But after that test, I'm much wiser now. I can do better. I know it.

[tandot]

5. A 14??? those British fuckers don't know the right words

Bollockfaced shitnubbins??? Cock-juggling thundercunt??? Cuntybollocks???

Really???

I'd be embarrassed to use those words.

[libodem]

10. The 'flap' sayings

We're all new to me.

[alarimer]

17. Ever watched The Thick of It?

They curse a lot on that show and in equally colorful (or colourful) ways. I love it. I am nowhere near so inventive.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

6. As a person who spent a lifetime in the building trades and a golfer

I seriously expected to do better than 12 but I guess I'm more polite than I thought.

[Callmecrazy]

19. lol! I heard THAT!

[Eyerish]

7. LOL...I'm 36 out of 70

And now after reading that list I have a bunch of new ones to use

[vanlassie]

8. Piers Morgan!!

[libodem]

9. 17

I'm a bit sweary. I loved some of that British slang. It was very funny.

[Arcanetrance]

11. 52 out of 70 and those I didn't say before welcome to my dictionary

[Coventina]

13. I'm only a bit sweary.

I need to sort my shit out!!

(according to the quiz)



Some of those words are pretty amusing.

[Xyzse]

14. 26 out of 70.

Must admit, it is missing quite a few things that I use.

[KamaAina]

16. 'Ai kukae!

[In_The_Wind]

18. I'm baaaaad!

Holy shitbags, are you fucking sweary! No one has ever sworn like you. So much so that your name is pretty much a fucking swear word. You fucking rock!

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Why is Piers Morgan a swear word?

[magical thyme]

20. 38 out of 70

You ticked off 38 out of 70 on this fucking list!

That’s the shit! You’re fucking brilliant, and everyone knows it. Well fucking done.

[progressoid]

21. 34. But shouldn't we get extra credit for words not on the list?

[2theleft]

22. Fuckmented shitjizzle?

That one made me really laugh. I'm trying to find the definition of it, but no luck.

[3catwoman3]

23. Only 17...

...and many of those I use only in private or on-line. Some I won't ever say, and lots I never heard of.

Several years ago, we were in Scotland for a week, based in Edinburgh. It seemed as if almost everyone was using the infamous "F word" as just about any part of speech you might care to think of. We were taking a bus one day, and there were 3 teenage girls behind us. I started counting, and in a 30 minute bus ride, they got up to about 150. Their local pronunciation was "Fook" (like spook), which kind of took the edge off.