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Wed Apr 9, 2014, 02:57 PM

I shanked a bag of weed because I'm a pimp.

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Reply I shanked a bag of weed because I'm a pimp. (Original post)
MrScorpio Apr 2014 OP
BainsBane Apr 2014 #1
Wounded Bear Apr 2014 #2
mnhtnbb Apr 2014 #3
MissMillie Apr 2014 #4
sharp_stick Apr 2014 #5
nomorenomore08 Apr 2014 #6
logosoco Apr 2014 #14
BarbaRosa Apr 2014 #7
kurtzapril4 Apr 2014 #8
fizzgig Apr 2014 #9
Lady Freedom Returns Apr 2014 #10
TreasonousBastard Apr 2014 #11
Lady Freedom Returns Apr 2014 #13
TreasonousBastard Apr 2014 #12
MrScorpio Apr 2014 #15
PunkinPi Apr 2014 #16
nomorenomore08 Apr 2014 #18
edbermac Apr 2014 #17
haele Apr 2014 #19
DamnYankeeInHouston Apr 2014 #20

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 03:32 PM

1. I stabbed a dog

because I'm sexy like that. (Whew. I'm glad it's my jacket and not my shirt that is red).

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 03:36 PM

2. I stabbed a condom...

because I had to. Really, I did.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 03:54 PM

3. I ran naked

with Paris Hilton because I have double D's.


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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 04:25 PM

4. I cuddled with your grandma

Because I'm sexy like that.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 04:30 PM

5. I shanked the cookie monster

because I had to.

Makes sense to me, that blue son of a bitch owed me a bag of Oreo's

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 06:24 PM

6. "I shanked some crackheads because I didn't like the way they looked at me."

I gotta tell you, I lived in West Oakland (CA) for 3 years, but I never went that far...

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Response to nomorenomore08 (Reply #6)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 09:34 AM

14. Well we have the same birthday,

but I did it because I am a solider girl! (of what I do not know if that is what I am doing!)

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 06:30 PM

7. I ran naked with. . .

your grandma, because I'm sexy like that.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 08:48 PM

8. I smoked with your grandma

because I'm a pimp!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 11:11 PM

9. i ran shirtless with a glass of milk because i smoked crack

mmmmmmm, crack.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2014, 11:32 PM

10. This does not make sense.

"I smoked with a pot head because hees keep stealing my tacos."

I can't make sense of what word that is. the second letter is blurry

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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #10)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 12:10 AM

11. I think that's "hoes keep stealing my tacos"

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Response to TreasonousBastard (Reply #11)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 12:20 AM

13. Now it makes sence!

Thank you!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 12:11 AM

12. "I shot a pornstar because I'm good in bed"...

Why would I shoot her?

(Because she wasn't?)

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Response to TreasonousBastard (Reply #12)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 11:47 AM

15. With your camera, silly.

You're obviously a cinematographer.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 12:32 PM

16. I shot Paris Hilton because I love marijuana.

lol

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Response to PunkinPi (Reply #16)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 03:13 PM

18. That's what she gets for trying to steal your stash!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 02:03 PM

17. "I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back"

Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black

Got a little lady . . . walk the street
Tellin' all the boys that she cain't be beat

Twenny dollah bill (I can set you straight)
Meet me onna corner boy 'n don't be late

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 03:17 PM

19. I shanked the trojan man because I'm gay...

And that was shocking news to my husband, let me tell you.

Hmmm. Why would they make the purple shirt gay?

Haele

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2014, 07:19 PM

20. I needed a pothead because I'm good in bed.

Sounds about right.

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