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Thu Jan 9, 2014, 01:43 PM

The 27 Naughtiest Cats In The World... And I Can't Stop Laughing

http://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/79/The-27-Naughtiest-Cats-In-The-World-And-I-Can-t-Stop-Laughing

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Reply The 27 Naughtiest Cats In The World... And I Can't Stop Laughing (Original post)
MissHoneychurch Jan 2014 OP
Packerowner740 Jan 2014 #1
NV Whino Jan 2014 #2
NewJeffCT Jan 2014 #3
Behind the Aegis Jan 2014 #4
Xyzse Jan 2014 #5
NastyRiffraff Jan 2014 #20
Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #6
The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2014 #7
savannah43 Jan 2014 #31
ailsagirl Jan 2014 #9
awoke_in_2003 Jan 2014 #19
ailsagirl Jan 2014 #8
Brigid Jan 2014 #10
neverforget Jan 2014 #33
oldandhappy Jan 2014 #11
Aerows Jan 2014 #12
savannah43 Jan 2014 #32
trueblue2007 Jan 2014 #13
GoCubsGo Jan 2014 #14
Paper Roses Jan 2014 #15
CrispyQ Jan 2014 #16
840high Jan 2014 #23
passiveporcupine Jan 2014 #17
roguevalley Jan 2014 #26
passiveporcupine Jan 2014 #27
shenmue Jan 2014 #18
Curmudgeoness Jan 2014 #21
Nevernose Jan 2014 #22
passiveporcupine Jan 2014 #28
panader0 Jan 2014 #24
catbyte Jan 2014 #25
gopiscrap Jan 2014 #29
ReRe Jan 2014 #30
libdem4life Jan 2014 #34

Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 01:56 PM

1. I'm glad my kitty is not that naughty

Thanks for sharing

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 03:03 PM

2. I peed on the hamster!



There are some classics in there.

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 03:08 PM

3. they look so innocent, though

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 03:21 PM

4. LOL!

Those are cute. My kitty likes to climb up next to me when I am eating then sneezes all over me, and usually my food.

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 03:37 PM

5. I was trying to find one that looked guilty.

I failed once more.

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Response to Xyzse (Reply #5)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 09:53 PM

20. A comment:

"...the difference between this and dog shaming is that the dogs at least have the good sense to look ashamed. The cats don't seem to give a fuck."

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 05:18 PM

6. The world needs fewer cats and more dogs. nt

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Response to Demo_Chris (Reply #6)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 05:23 PM

7. Yeah, well, dogs aren't exactly paragons of virtue either.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #7)

Tue Jan 14, 2014, 04:53 PM

31. Really! Dogs would eat the yarn, poop it out, and then eat it again.

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Response to Demo_Chris (Reply #6)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 06:01 PM

9. ...

There's plenty of room for both!



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Response to ailsagirl (Reply #9)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 09:36 PM

19. as long as they aren't living together....

(obscure ghostbusters reference)

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 05:59 PM

8. kick

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 12:25 AM

10. "I had a one-night stand."



And for the owner of the cat right below that one: Never, never leave the lid on the toilet seat up if you have cats in the house. What cat owner doesn't know that?

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Response to Brigid (Reply #10)

Tue Jan 14, 2014, 10:40 PM

33. That one is hilarious!

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 12:58 PM

11. Adorable!

Mine just wants to check things out. Curiosity and all. She knows she is not to be on the kitchen counters, but you should have seen her take a flying leap at the turkey! I cracked up! Smell was toooo much for her.

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 02:53 PM

12. Here's mine

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Response to Aerows (Reply #12)

Tue Jan 14, 2014, 04:58 PM

32. My cure for that: Plant catnip away from the plants you want to keep.

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 03:44 PM

13. i like the .... peed on the hamster picture

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 04:00 PM

14. At least half of them aren't "naughty".

Cats don't urinate or defecate on things because they're "mad" or "naughty". Ditto for the vomiting. And, the one who "had a one night stand" resulting in kittens, well dear owner, that's your own goddamn fault for not getting her spayed.

But, yeah, the rest of 'em are pretty funny, including the moron who would rather pee in the tub than fish the poor mouse out of the toilet.

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 04:52 PM

15. After a bad day, this is just what I needed. Thanks! n/t

Oops, I am the only one who can screw up spelling in one simple line.

I was laughing my head off. Sorry for the edit.

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 06:14 PM

16. "I am the reason we won't get the security deposit back."



on edit: I laughed so hard at these.

"I eat so fast I puke in my bowl & then continue to eat."

I have one of those.

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Response to CrispyQ (Reply #16)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 10:40 PM

23. I have one who pukes

in the food - the other cats eat it.

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 07:00 PM

17. I could add a couple

Mom wouldn't let me play with a dead rattlesnake outside, so as soon as she let me outside again, I brought it home and left it in the living room. She thought it was alive and "freaked"! Signed: Angel

I pee in the stove burner holes...and if they are covered (Mom got smart and bought burner covers) I pee on the wooden cutting board (built into the counter). But Mom loves me, so it's cool. Signed: Mattie


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Response to passiveporcupine (Reply #17)

Sun Jan 12, 2014, 06:44 PM

26. mine would bring me her favorite toy, live black widows

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Response to roguevalley (Reply #26)

Sun Jan 12, 2014, 08:45 PM

27. Oh lovely!

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 07:49 PM

18. Nawty Barn time!

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 10:32 PM

21. I have one of those cats.

"I lick the butter"

It is always a race when I have to use the butter for me to get the butter I need before he gets to it. I have to be really quick.

But at least I don't have the cat who brings a poop from the litter box when he wants it cleaned, and if they are asleep he bring the poop in their bed. Maybe they have to start cleaning the litter box more often.

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 10:35 PM

22. Mice and lizards? That's it? I had a country cat once...

A feral I "rescued" when I was about ten and despised all of humanity (except me of course; she freaking LOVED me). This cat was a murderous monster, the bane of everything living. She had a habit of murdering songbirds, taking them in through the doggy door,tearing their throats out, then eating cat food while pinning the suffocating birds to the floor. She didn't like to kill them, just tear their throats out.

Other things she killed and brought inside and left on my bed:
Multiple rodents, including squirrels.
An armadillo
A opossum
A variety of garter snakes.
A lethal copperhead snake, much larger than she was.
Baby owls (two total).
A full grown owl.

Do you realize how freaky it is -- as a ten year old -- to wake up in the morning and find a dead owl in your bed, complete with blood and feathers? That cat loved me, and no one else, like nothing I've ever seen.

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Response to Nevernose (Reply #22)

Sun Jan 12, 2014, 08:54 PM

28. The Bane of everthing living.

That's why I call my cat Angel "Angel of Death". He has brought me way too many critters I love and the worst are the flying squirrels, which are the most beautiful wild creature I've ever seen. And he leaves gifts like headless squirrels and rabbits in my kitchen.

But he has also helped me control the population of chipmunks (whom I loved...but) who kept chewing up everything rubber they could find outside, like cords on electrical equipement (I don't know how many cords I've had to replace) and they even ate a whole, brand new, two-man rubber raft. I mean, they just chewed up the whole thing. I found maybe a sq foot of rubber in one piece. I don't know why they like rubber so much.

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 11:22 PM

24. Cat shaming. What's happened to this place??

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2014, 11:29 AM

25. ROFL, thanks!

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Mon Jan 13, 2014, 03:06 PM

29. Excellent!!!

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Tue Jan 14, 2014, 01:16 AM

30. The one I like the best was...

... the one where the cat puts dirty socks in the litter box.

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Response to MissHoneychurch (Original post)

Tue Jan 14, 2014, 10:53 PM

34. These always make my day...thanks for the laughs.

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