But I evened out the Farmer Brown tan I had before I left. The weather was great! 80 to 90 degrees and partly cloudy most days and not a drop of rain. I did spot three waterspouts near the ship as we passed north of Cuba; didn't catch any rain, though.
And I was feeling kind of guilty watching the news and seeing everybody freezing their butts off. But I ordered another beer and it went away.
I did meet someone very cute.
It would be ungentlemanly for me to elaborate.