MFM's hanging out in The Lounge with you folks too much. He's losing his real life social skills.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[HopeHoops]

1. Seems normal to me.

[siligut]

2. In the first grade, there was this kid that would suck on your collar if he was behind you in line.

That is all I can remember about him, I would be interested to know more now that I am older and more knowledgeable about things.

[Broderick]

3. I had a kid that kept eating my darn paste.

[Denninmi]

4. That's an instant classic.

You know what we're going to need some day -- a "Best of MiddleFingerMom" book -- this should be on the cover.

[Melissa G]

7. +1

[elleng]

5. LOLOLOLOLOL

[pacalo]

6. Hahaaa!

C'mon over here...

[HeiressofBickworth]

8. I feel it incumbent upon me to ask

specifically WHICH of your real life social skills are we sapping from you. Cause, you know, I'm not sure which ones you had to start with. I've not noticed any difference in the short time I've been on DU so is your loss over a long period of time, or is it accumulating in volume at an increasing rate as time goes on. Inquiring minds want to know.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Oh great, now my head hurts.

[HeiressofBickworth]

10. Oh dear, oh dear

clutching pearls, hanging head, blushing.... I humbly beg your pardon. It was not my wish to cause you any pain. Now be a good thing, take your aspirin and it will all be better in the morning.