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Tue Nov 26, 2013, 04:33 PM

BUTTERBALL IS RECALLING TURKEYS...

According to reports from around the country, the Butterball Turkey farm is recalling all turkeys dated after November 12, 2013 because some idiot forgot to butter the balls.

Yes folks, it's my one Thanksgiving Day joke, and it's a groaner, I know.
Just one of the many services I provide to my friends here at DU. I'm here all week.

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Reply BUTTERBALL IS RECALLING TURKEYS... (Original post)
Callmecrazy Nov 2013 OP
benld74 Nov 2013 #1
lame54 Nov 2013 #2
pinboy3niner Nov 2013 #5
raptor_rider Nov 2013 #3
trof Nov 2013 #4
icymist Nov 2013 #6
davidpdx Nov 2013 #7
Angleae Nov 2013 #8
Gidney N Cloyd Nov 2013 #10
whistler162 Nov 2013 #9
In_The_Wind Nov 2013 #11

Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Tue Nov 26, 2013, 04:52 PM

1. I'm here all week, try the turkey!

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Tue Nov 26, 2013, 05:07 PM

2. When margarine just won't do

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Response to lame54 (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 26, 2013, 10:03 PM

5. Not even Nuttelex?

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Tue Nov 26, 2013, 07:48 PM

3. My dad got ducks and ham

No buttered balls here!!!

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Tue Nov 26, 2013, 07:51 PM

4. Heeere turkey, turkey, turkey.

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Tue Nov 26, 2013, 10:23 PM

6. Oh well...

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 03:44 AM

7. I just buttered my balls

Want to see?

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 05:38 AM

8. No one can resist their buttery balls.

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Response to Angleae (Reply #8)

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 10:34 AM

10. Except people with dusty muffins...

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 10:30 AM

9. Dang MfM is getting a free trip bck to the plant!

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 02:39 PM

11. Damn it!



Now you tell me!
I thought I was going to be home alone with DU for Thanksgiving.

But ... nooooo

So grocery shopping on the day before a holiday wasn't as bad as I thought.
I'm all set to truss my bird, shove a metal rod up it's butt and put it on the rotisserie tomorrow.
Dinner for three. Buttered balls or not.


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