Tue Nov 26, 2013, 04:33 PM
Callmecrazy (2,019 posts)
BUTTERBALL IS RECALLING TURKEYS...
According to reports from around the country, the Butterball Turkey farm is recalling all turkeys dated after November 12, 2013 because some idiot forgot to butter the balls.
Yes folks, it's my one Thanksgiving Day joke, and it's a groaner, I know.
Just one of the many services I provide to my friends here at DU. I'm here all week.
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BUTTERBALL IS RECALLING TURKEYS... (Original post)
|Gidney N Cloyd||Nov 2013||#10|
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Wed Nov 27, 2013, 02:39 PM
In_The_Wind (57,892 posts)
11. Damn it!
Now you tell me!
I thought I was going to be home alone with DU for Thanksgiving.
But ... nooooo
So grocery shopping on the day before a holiday wasn't as bad as I thought.
I'm all set to truss my bird, shove a metal rod up it's butt and put it on the rotisserie tomorrow.
Dinner for three. Buttered balls or not.