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Tue Sep 10, 2013, 11:19 PM

God damned fruit flies in my scotch...

Or as my wife calls them, "wine fairies"....

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Reply God damned fruit flies in my scotch... (Original post)
opiate69 Sep 2013 OP
The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2013 #1
opiate69 Sep 2013 #3
The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2013 #4
opiate69 Sep 2013 #5
mysuzuki2 Sep 2013 #2
opiate69 Sep 2013 #8
onehandle Sep 2013 #6
opiate69 Sep 2013 #7
In_The_Wind Sep 2013 #10
HipChick Sep 2013 #9
opiate69 Sep 2013 #11
cliffordu Sep 2013 #12
opiate69 Sep 2013 #13
cliffordu Sep 2013 #14
applegrove Sep 2013 #15
Major Nikon Sep 2013 #21
RedCloud Sep 2013 #16
Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #17
Aristus Sep 2013 #18
opiate69 Sep 2013 #19
pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #20

Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Tue Sep 10, 2013, 11:20 PM

1. But, they are happy fruit flies.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Tue Sep 10, 2013, 11:21 PM

3. This is true.. though, sadly, I'm out of the good stuff.

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Response to opiate69 (Reply #3)

Tue Sep 10, 2013, 11:22 PM

4. That's OK; how would you feel about fruit flies drinking your Glenlivet?

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #4)

Tue Sep 10, 2013, 11:23 PM

5. Murderous lol

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Tue Sep 10, 2013, 11:21 PM

2. Don't worry, they don't drink much.

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Response to mysuzuki2 (Reply #2)

Tue Sep 10, 2013, 11:27 PM

8. Yeah, but after the two weeks I've had, fuck sharing lol

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Tue Sep 10, 2013, 11:25 PM

6. Scoop. Drink. nt

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Response to onehandle (Reply #6)

Tue Sep 10, 2013, 11:26 PM

7. Damned skippy!

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Response to onehandle (Reply #6)

Tue Sep 10, 2013, 11:38 PM

10. Bravo!

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Tue Sep 10, 2013, 11:37 PM

9. I read this as fruit flies in my crotch..

and wondered how they were getting there..

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Response to HipChick (Reply #9)

Tue Sep 10, 2013, 11:51 PM

11. Well.. you know.. I'm just that sweet! I know it's true cause my wife sez so!!

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Wed Sep 11, 2013, 12:02 AM

12. I hope it's not Laphroaig.

The little fuckers will want to fight mano-a-mano.....

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Response to cliffordu (Reply #12)

Wed Sep 11, 2013, 12:16 AM

13. lol.. nope.. almost embarrassed to say..

Clan MacGregor...


My Aberlour ran out last week.

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Response to opiate69 (Reply #13)

Wed Sep 11, 2013, 12:53 AM

14. Damn. That's a tragedy.

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Wed Sep 11, 2013, 01:32 AM

15. Lee Valley Tools has friut fly traps that

really work well. Maybe you could order some by catalogue from Canada.

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Response to applegrove (Reply #15)

Thu Sep 12, 2013, 12:00 AM

21. It's pretty easy to make your own

Take a small mason jar, poke some holes in the lid, fill halfway with apple cider vinegar and a few drops of dishwashing soap.

The vinegar smells like rotting fruit to the little bastards and they can't resist. The dishwashing soap breaks the surface tension and causes them to sink and drown rather than floating on top.

Works like a charm!

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Wed Sep 11, 2013, 11:53 AM

16. But I thought, "Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana!"?

Pesky time flies are bothering my clock again.

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Wed Sep 11, 2013, 11:55 AM

17. OMG when I first read this I thought it said

 

God damn fruit flies in my crotch I see I wasn't the only one

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Wed Sep 11, 2013, 01:10 PM

18. "Spit it oot, ye wee bastards! Spit it oot!"

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Response to Aristus (Reply #18)

Wed Sep 11, 2013, 11:19 PM

19. !!

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Response to Aristus (Reply #18)

Wed Sep 11, 2013, 11:35 PM

20. *SNORT*

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