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Fri Aug 30, 2013, 09:00 PM

I have appeased the Angry Fly Gods by sacrificing one of their own

In the dimming twilight, I lured the buzzing interloper into a confined lit space and martyred it with my trusty sacrificial hand towel.

After chanting, "Death to The Invader!" I gave it a ceremonial burial at sea and it was taken away by a miraculous whirlpool to the Fly Afterlife, where it will eat piles shit and sing songs of glorious battle with his dead brothers.

It was the only honorable thing to do.

Such is the worthy fate of those who dare to tempt my wrath by crossing the external mantle and choosing to dwell where Fly angels fear to tread.

I Am The Fly Slayer! Hear my call.

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Reply I have appeased the Angry Fly Gods by sacrificing one of their own (Original post)
MrScorpio Aug 2013 OP
pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #1
MrScorpio Aug 2013 #2
nolabear Aug 2013 #3
Xipe Totec Aug 2013 #4
warrior1 Aug 2013 #5
freshwest Aug 2013 #6
lastlib Aug 2013 #7
mockmonkey Aug 2013 #8
Xipe Totec Aug 2013 #12
pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #9
LiberalEsto Aug 2013 #10
Kali Aug 2013 #11
Xipe Totec Sep 2013 #13

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 09:07 PM

1. Go ahead and laugh now

But the fly left a few maggots behind for you...

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 09:10 PM

2. Let them tempt fate...

So that they be slain as well, as was their foolish forebearer.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 10:20 PM

3. Seven With One Blow!!

One of my favorite stories.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 10:26 PM

4. Agrajag will not be pleased. nt

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 10:45 PM

5. Atrios

@Atrios: oh fruit fly. you only live about 9 days. were things so bad that you had to end it all in my glass of wine?

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 05:14 AM

6. Kinda Zen and Eeew at the same time:



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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 10:19 AM

7. I have no doubt that you will be met......

by 72 virgin flies in Paradise.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 11:48 AM

8. Ernie Kovacs

ODE TO A HOUSEFLY
Philosophical Ruminations on a Beastie in the Booze

Oh, hail to thee, tiny insect so small,
Swimming around in my bourbon highball.
Back-stroking, breast-stroking, movement of wing,
Now up on the ice cube, poor cold little thing.

If you stay there too long, you'll find with remorse,
Your ankles will numb and your buzz will get hoarse.
Catching cold is unpleasant for all little flies,
Bloodshot is gruesome for multiprism eyes.

Some people hate flies, take my old Cousin Sam,
He gets in a snit when you sit in his jam.
I've seen sister Sally turn red as a beet
When you walk on her nose with your six sticky feet.

When you walk on the ceiling, your brow seems to frown,
Does blood go to your head, when you stand upside down?
My optometrist friend, a dear boy named Rex,
Makes bifocals for flies - he calls them fly specs.

Now you're coughing because you are so full of trouble,
Or is it the bourbon that's making you bubble?
You should get off the ice, the temperature's minus,
You'll get frost in your navel and a wee touch of sinus.

Percy Dovetonsils

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Response to mockmonkey (Reply #8)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 07:09 PM

12. las moscas -serrat.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 11:51 AM

9. Angry Fly Gods? ...






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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 03:51 PM

10. I almost hate to tell you

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Aug 31, 2013, 04:41 PM

11. dead fly art

























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Response to Kali (Reply #11)

Sun Sep 1, 2013, 02:34 PM

13. Put to music in post #12


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