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Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:10 PM

Okay, one more cerealous question...

Who is MERGE?
And how did she get so popular that she gets to put her name on traffic signs so people can follow her? Or is she some politicians daughter that's lousy with directions and they put up those signs so she can find her way home?
And wouldn't a bus pass have been cheaper?
And how come nobody's ever asked these questions on here before?
These are the questions that I contemplate on Saturdays because I think that inquisitive, inebriated minds like myself want to know.
I await and welcome all responses.

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Reply Okay, one more cerealous question... (Original post)
Callmecrazy Jul 2013 OP
Wounded Bear Jul 2013 #1
Callmecrazy Jul 2013 #5
In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #2
HappyMe Jul 2013 #3
Callmecrazy Jul 2013 #4
HappyMe Jul 2013 #7
Callmecrazy Jul 2013 #9
HappyMe Jul 2013 #11
Callmecrazy Jul 2013 #16
HappyMe Jul 2013 #17
Callmecrazy Jul 2013 #18
Demoiselle Jul 2013 #6
Callmecrazy Jul 2013 #8
Demoiselle Jul 2013 #19
antiquie Jul 2013 #10
Callmecrazy Jul 2013 #12
antiquie Jul 2013 #13
pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #14
sarge43 Jul 2013 #15

Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:12 PM

1. OK, I will....

You're crazy.

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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:23 PM

5. Hey, you ordered the Plan B2

So who's crazy?

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:14 PM

2. Shh. No one is supposed to know ...

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:20 PM

3. It's bureaucracy.

Stuff got weird with the French after that Freedom Fries thing. Orders came from France to have MERDE signs posted here and there in the US. Paperwork sat on desks for awhile. Coffee was dumped, condiments from burgers oozed -- MERDE was misread as MERGE. The rest is history.

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Response to HappyMe (Reply #3)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:22 PM

4. Oh come on...

I'm serious.

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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #4)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:26 PM

7. As am I.

I have important documents (cocktail napkins) proving all of it.

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Response to HappyMe (Reply #7)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:32 PM

9. The French? Really?

They can't spell for shit.

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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #9)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:35 PM

11. I think 'merde' is

a French curse word comparable to 'shit'.

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Response to HappyMe (Reply #11)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 03:10 PM

16. Yeah, hence the post.

What'd they do? Deport you from Jersey?

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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #16)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 03:18 PM

17. Oh oops.

No, but you should be shipped to Jersey.



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Response to HappyMe (Reply #17)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 04:39 PM

18. Lived in Atlantic City area for ten years...

Hated iiiit.
Crummy weather. Nice people, though.

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:24 PM

6. It's a message from Satan...

...telling us to have sex constantly.

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Response to Demoiselle (Reply #6)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:30 PM

8. Now you're TALKIN'!

Where shall we meet?

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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #8)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 08:26 PM

19. Oh, Lah, Sir. (I blush.)

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:34 PM

10. Answer this:

With all the budget problems, how did the city change the sign in front from NOT A THRU STREET to NO OUTLET?

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Response to antiquie (Reply #10)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:39 PM

12. The term NO OUTLET is easy...

It's to warn all drivers of electric cars that if their batteries go dead on that street... they're fucked.

Trust me. I'm an electrician.

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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #12)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:41 PM

13. That's a relief.

I was afraid there was something sinister afoot.

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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #12)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 03:04 PM

14. Ohm my god! Can you recommend an alternate current route?

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 03:04 PM

15. Then there's Merge's Dangerous Curve with the 12 percent grade.

A lot of merde going on.

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