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Fri Jul 19, 2013, 03:42 PM

today is "National Tell a Girl She is Beautiful Day".

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Reply today is "National Tell a Girl She is Beautiful Day". (Original post)
MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 OP
Xyzse Jul 2013 #1
Chan790 Jul 2013 #2
Xyzse Jul 2013 #3
MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #4
Xyzse Jul 2013 #5
MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #6
Xyzse Jul 2013 #7
MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #16
Chan790 Jul 2013 #18
Xyzse Jul 2013 #23
MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #24
Chan790 Jul 2013 #8
In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #26
nolabear Jul 2013 #9
Chan790 Jul 2013 #10
Wounded Bear Jul 2013 #11
Chan790 Jul 2013 #13
nolabear Jul 2013 #12
Chan790 Jul 2013 #14
MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #17
Chan790 Jul 2013 #20
MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #25
nolabear Jul 2013 #21
MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #19
nolabear Jul 2013 #22
Name removed Jul 2013 #15

Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 03:45 PM

1. There must be something skewed about me, so much so that...

When I read that, I thought those things were code for.

Emotional Availability = Easy
Independent Personality = Kinky

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Response to Xyzse (Reply #1)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 03:52 PM

2. ^^^This.

Also "will allow me to pursue my ambitions" = I can sleep with other people.

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Response to Chan790 (Reply #2)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 03:54 PM

3. Yep!

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Response to Xyzse (Reply #3)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 03:58 PM

4. Ahhhh... projection! 'Tis a GLORIOUS thing!!!

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #4)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:00 PM

5. Exactly... Which is why I mentioned something must be skewed in me.

I need to go back to the mountains and meditate.

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Response to Xyzse (Reply #5)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:07 PM

6. There must be something skewed about me, so much so that...

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When I read that, I thought those things were code for.

Mountains = Man-Cave
Meditate = um... Masticate
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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #6)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:15 PM

7. Heh...

So, hanging out at a mancave eating. Sounds good.

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Response to Xyzse (Reply #7)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 08:24 PM

16. You spelled "beating" wrong.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #16)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 08:29 PM

18. ...

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #16)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:17 AM

23. I thought masticate meant to chew...

I guess, I must be wrong.

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Response to Xyzse (Reply #23)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 09:24 AM

24. You overanalyse a joke... it ain't a joke no more.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #4)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:16 PM

8. I keep tellin' y'all...

with honesty and openness you can achieve everything you could ever want to get out of dating.

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Response to Chan790 (Reply #8)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 11:34 AM

26. Indeed!

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:34 PM

9. And you people wonder why you never get laid.

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Response to nolabear (Reply #9)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:39 PM

10. Not that it's any of your business...

I'm perfectly happy with the frequency of my laying.

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Response to Chan790 (Reply #10)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:41 PM

11. You're a chicken?

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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #11)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:49 PM

13. Cadbury Bunny. n/t

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Response to Chan790 (Reply #10)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:46 PM

12. You're a good egg, Chan790.

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Response to nolabear (Reply #12)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:59 PM

14. Thanks.

Sorry for being snappy. I'm cranky...a package I need ASAP has been en-route according to USPS since 9:30am yesterday between my city post office and my apartment. I could have walked there and back to pick it up 50 times between then and now. Now my concierge desk is about to close for the weekend and I won't get it until Monday.

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Response to Chan790 (Reply #14)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 08:26 PM

17. So... do tell us more about this "package" you "need". No, WAIT!!!!!

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #17)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 08:34 PM

20. It's an inflatable vibrating anatomically-correct mule.

Kidding. It's a replacement part for my ionizing air-cleaner and the dust is killing me. I got it...I had to hammer on the concierge door and claim the dust was causing me to have asthma attacks and I needed the package emergently...which was true...just not right then.

I had another package I didn't know was coming: books on how to be more successful at self-employment.

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Response to Chan790 (Reply #20)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 09:27 AM

25. Well, if you don't WANT it, can I have your inflatable vibrating anatomically-correct mule?

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Response to Chan790 (Reply #14)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 08:38 PM

21. I'm sorry! And no worries. We all get snappy sometimes.

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Response to nolabear (Reply #9)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 08:32 PM

19. Do I LOOK like I have p-p-p-PROBlems...

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #19)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 08:39 PM

22. I don't even think you could fall over!

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