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Mon Jul 15, 2013, 08:37 PM

When your citrus has a drinking problem...


"What do you mean by a 'problem?' I drink, I get drunk, no problem."

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MrScorpio Jul 2013 OP
Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2013 #1
MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #2
Incitatus Jul 2013 #3

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jul 15, 2013, 08:42 PM

1. a natural born screwdriver. I see no problem here.

we used to do the same thing with everclear and a watermelon.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jul 15, 2013, 09:30 PM

2. At least your citrus isn't mainlining it.

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Tom Robbins, from his prologue to "Still Life with Woodpecker":
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"I have in my cupboard under lock and key, the last bottle of
Anais Nin (green label) to be smuggled out of Punta del
Visionario before the revolution. Tonight, I'll pull the cork.I'll
inject 10cc into a ripe lime, the way the natives do. I'll suck.
And begin..."

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jul 15, 2013, 09:54 PM

3. This works good too

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