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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts) Sat Jan 28, 2012, 07:11 PM Jan 2012

To tell you the truth... MiddleFingerMom is STILL saving himself for marriage.

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To tell you the truth... MiddleFingerMom is STILL saving himself for marriage. (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Jan 2012 OP

you forgot to cover a rather important part when it comes to virginity rurallib Jan 2012 #1

Oh, is THAT how you do it? CaliforniaPeggy Jan 2012 #2

Hush!!! MiddleFingerMom Jan 2012 #3

I JUST now noticed the vacuum cleaner (HONEST), though that IS a part of it. MiddleFingerMom Jan 2012 #4

Every time I go by the bathroom scale, I notice there's plenty of me left. dimbear Jan 2012 #5

Not having saved myself in my youth HeiressofBickworth Jan 2012 #6

rurallib

(62,379 posts)

1. you forgot to cover a rather important part when it comes to virginity

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2012, 07:47 PM

Jan 2012

your mouth - all it takes is a kiss.......

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,523 posts)

2. Oh, is THAT how you do it?

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2012, 08:15 PM

Jan 2012

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

3. Hush!!!

Reply to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #2)

Sat Jan 28, 2012, 08:20 PM

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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

4. I JUST now noticed the vacuum cleaner (HONEST), though that IS a part of it.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2012, 08:36 PM

Jan 2012

dimbear

(6,271 posts)

5. Every time I go by the bathroom scale, I notice there's plenty of me left.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2012, 08:38 PM

Jan 2012

Not saving it for anything in particular, tho.

HeiressofBickworth

(2,682 posts)

6. Not having saved myself in my youth

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2012, 08:42 PM

Jan 2012

I am now in training to be a born-again virgin. It takes 7 years, right? Oh, hey, I guess I have more than one new one now!!! Hooray for me!!!!

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