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Mon Jul 8, 2013, 02:21 PM

The hardest thing about driving 120 mph on the FW is keeping the martini in the glass

And writing this post at the same time.

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Reply The hardest thing about driving 120 mph on the FW is keeping the martini in the glass (Original post)
MrScorpio Jul 2013 OP
Scuba Jul 2013 #1
MrScorpio Jul 2013 #2
Scuba Jul 2013 #3
MrScorpio Jul 2013 #5
Scuba Jul 2013 #8
MrScorpio Jul 2013 #9
Scuba Jul 2013 #10
In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #4
MrScorpio Jul 2013 #6
In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #7
CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2013 #11
rurallib Jul 2013 #12
Incitatus Jul 2013 #13
MrScorpio Jul 2013 #14
Incitatus Jul 2013 #16
HipChick Jul 2013 #15

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 02:22 PM

1. "Surekill Expressway"?

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Response to Scuba (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 02:29 PM

2. I tell ya, it's not very easy to snort a line off a hooker's behind while avoiding the cops

Looks like I'm just going to have to unbuckle this seatbelt.

I'll buckle it back after I'm done. Safety first.

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #2)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 02:51 PM

3. Then you're not doing it right. The hooker is supposed to be leaning over into the back seat.

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Response to Scuba (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 03:02 PM

5. Spoken like a true expert

We should both hang out some time

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #5)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 03:07 PM

8. Come on over the house. I got the whole set of "Barney Miller" on DVD.

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Response to Scuba (Reply #8)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 03:15 PM

9. Now that's pure sympatico, baby

I'll bring an extra hooker

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #9)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 03:26 PM

10. Get a tall one please.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 02:59 PM

4. This boggles my mind!


Maybe, I'm getting too old.

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #4)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 03:04 PM

6. You're never too old to have fun. nt

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 03:05 PM

7. That's what I thought but I seem to be slowing down.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 04:16 PM

11. Who are you, and what have you done with MrScorpio???

WELL?


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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 09:50 PM

12. got some good music on the car stereo?

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 11:20 PM

13. WTF?

How are you holding your blunt?

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Response to Incitatus (Reply #13)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 11:34 PM

14. What do you think the hooker is for?

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #14)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 11:48 PM

16. ah

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jul 8, 2013, 11:45 PM

15. Let me find some pearls to clutch...

shocked I tell ya...

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