Once again time for new DU Rules - this time for the new Lounge Swimming Pool

[LynneSin]

[Arkansas Granny]

1. Ack!!! I didn't even know the lounge had a pool.

No, please tell me how to use the pool as a mouse, you know, just so I'll be sure to avoid that activity.

[LynneSin]

5. The weird thing is every line of that sign I kinda guess what they are talking about

They want parents to watch their kids.
I'm assuming IT is the kids - don't leave them alone.
They don't want people to dive because the pool is shallow. (drive)
No swimming during thunderstorm (which I am guessing is fiery rain).

But I have no fricking clue what they were saying about using the pool as a mouse.

I'm baffled.

[HopeHoops]

6. (hint: toilet)

[LynneSin]

7. how do you get toilet out of mouse?

Really

[HopeHoops]

14. Rodent infestation? Who knows - they mean "don't piss in the pool".

Either that or "no fucking" - not sure which.

[siligut]

9. When is the lounge going to get a mouse?!?

The no shitting rule from yesterday and now we can't even leave a floater in the pool. What is this place coming to?

[LynneSin]

13. Yes but I got you a lounge swimming pool

Why must you make such unreasonable demands

Why do you make baby jesus cry?

[siligut]

15. And I really do appreciate all the trouble you've gone to.

Thank you for the nice, warm . . .YELLOW!?! OK, you gave us a pee pee pool. I should have known that some loungers just don't like rules.

[LiberalEsto]

18. Too many cats around

The mouse would be doomed from the get-go

[siligut]

19. Cyberspace is where the lion lays down with the lamb.

Or in this case, a mouse or a toilet.

[Arkansas Granny]

10. What?!?!? You have a toilet for your mouse? Aren't you thoughtful!

[LynneSin]

17. Actually I had a small litter box for a pet hamster

They like having a litter box to keep their waste all neat and tidy

[HappyMe]

2. Well, there goes my plans for the weekend!

I wanted to drive in the pool during a fiery rain! Damnit!

[LynneSin]

3. Was fiery rain expect this weekend?

I hadn't seen the weather report for the weekend.

[HappyMe]

4. On Saturday right around lunch time.

Then it will taper off to a fiery drizzle.

[AsahinaKimi]

8. I just hate those fiery rain days....

Just hate em!

[Denninmi]

11. Who do they get to translate these things?

12 year olds who are 3 weeks into their first English classes?

Or is this some babel fish type computer program?

Anyway, its too funny.

What is the original language - Thai?

[LynneSin]

12. I googled the hotel name - it's in Thailand

http://www.bellevillaresort.com/

[Wait Wut]

16. If there's a "fiery rain"...

...that would be the only time I'd be in the damned pool and no one is going to stop me.

[Tikki]

20. This is a resort...yes? Maybe the part about the mouse..

is not letting non-quests use the pool. Or no snacks in the pool.

I don't know...


Tikki