HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Main » The DU Lounge (Forum) » A Dudeist take on that re...

Sun Dec 11, 2011, 05:30 PM

A Dudeist take on that real reactionary Newt Gingrich

An Open Rant to Mr. Screwt Gingrinch (The Scrooge-Grinch) by Rev. Mark Mac (of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude)

Come on man, I’m not trying to scam anyone here…I’m just a…let me explain something to you Mr. Newt Gingrich (a.k.a. the “Scrooge-Grinch”). Your comment that those in The Occupy Wall Street Movement need to “go get a job, right after you take a bath”…well man, that’s just like your opinion, and ah…fuck it. That expression will not stand!

Did it ever occur to you sir that you’re the scumbag, paraquat, and goldbricker that’s a fake if ever I saw one…Taking 1.8 million from the corrupt Freddie Mac while micturating on the rugs of others is clearly a plot throw everyone off the case…it’s all a goddamn fake…It’s like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit…

Just because we are bereaved about our fellow 99%ers that were gunned down with pepper spray doesn’t make us saps…No, I do mind…the Dude minds…this will not stand you know…this aggression will not stand, man…

More at the link if you're into the whole Lebowski thing: http://dudespaper.com/the-gingrinch-who-stole-christmas.html/

3 replies, 1082 views

Reply to this thread

Back to top Alert abuse

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 3 replies Author Time Post
Reply A Dudeist take on that real reactionary Newt Gingrich (Original post)
deutsey Dec 2011 OP
BlancheSplanchnik Dec 2011 #1
deutsey Dec 2011 #2
freshwest Dec 2011 #3

Response to deutsey (Original post)

Sun Dec 11, 2011, 06:19 PM

1. How can you NOT love a post

with the word "micturating" in it??

kudos!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #1)

Sun Dec 11, 2011, 07:13 PM

2. Thankee.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to deutsey (Reply #2)

Sun Dec 11, 2011, 07:15 PM

3. I had to K & R that one! Great stuff.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink

Reply to this thread