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Sun Apr 14, 2013, 06:22 PM

I came home from a weekend getaway today to find the house a mess...

There was garbage everywhere, including empty pizza boxes & beer bottles. The carpets were stained something terrible, one of the bookcases had fallen over and there were books all over the place. My computer chair was broken, sagging and bent at a strange angle, and the carpets were all askew or ripped in places. In the bedroom, the drawers from the chest of drawers were all pulled out, and clothes were strewn everywhere. There too, the carpet looked like some drunk had vomited on it multiple times. All the paintings hung crooked on the wall.

I was pleased that everything was as I had left it. It's good to be home again.

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Reply I came home from a weekend getaway today to find the house a mess... (Original post)
Ron Obvious Apr 2013 OP
In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #1
Aristus Apr 2013 #2
In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #3
Aristus Apr 2013 #8
47of74 Apr 2013 #10
In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #12
47of74 Apr 2013 #17
Ron Obvious Apr 2013 #19
In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #22
olddots Apr 2013 #4
Ron Obvious Apr 2013 #20
Skittles Apr 2013 #5
pa28 Apr 2013 #6
libodem Apr 2013 #7
JDPriestly Apr 2013 #9
Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #11
mountain grammy Apr 2013 #14
Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #16
freedom fighter jh Apr 2013 #13
lastlib Apr 2013 #15
HipChick Apr 2013 #18
Ron Obvious Apr 2013 #21
cliffordu Apr 2013 #23

Response to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 07:21 PM

1. Sorry! I ask everyone to clean up after the orgy ...

oops ... party no that will never do committee meeting.

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #1)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 07:36 PM

2. Hey...

...I cleaned up my mess, at least...

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Response to Aristus (Reply #2)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 07:45 PM

3. I remember you were the one

with the warm wet towel.



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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #3)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 08:22 PM

8. It comes in handy at these kinds of parties...

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #1)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 08:36 PM

10. Hey, I took all my clothes with me!

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Response to 47of74 (Reply #10)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 08:39 PM

12. Would you check your stuff

my thong is missing

again

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #12)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 09:49 PM

17. Was it the eyepatch one?

I saw that hanging on the mailbox when I left.

I checked and there weren't any in my stuff.

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #1)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 10:11 PM

19. So it was you, all this time?

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Response to Ron Obvious (Reply #19)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 12:06 PM

22. I did have help.



My hot-tub overflowed. You understand how that can happen.

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Response to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 08:04 PM

4. has anyone found my underpants ?

they say April on them

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Response to olddots (Reply #4)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 10:11 PM

20. Not yet

I did find one that said 2011 on them.

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Response to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 08:09 PM

5. one time a raccoon climbed up into my second story balcony

I scared it off but my bf said, "Ooh, you don't want a raccon in your apartment - they'll mess things up - it will end up looking, well, kind of like it does right now."

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Response to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 08:15 PM

6. Having a cat sucks sometimes. n/t

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Response to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 08:21 PM

7. The safety meetings

Should be held out doors. Just sayin'.

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Response to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 08:31 PM

9. Our mess is usually mostly papers. But it is a mess. And hard to clean up.

Lots of books in there too.

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Response to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 08:38 PM

11. Sheesh...

I thought my kids and their friends had paid you a visit!

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Response to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #11)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 08:52 PM

14. I can relate to that!

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Response to mountain grammy (Reply #14)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 09:47 PM

16. 12 trash bags of empty beer cans...

thought their father was going to kill them!

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Response to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 08:40 PM

13. Your place sounds like mine.

But my paintings can't hang crooked -- cuz mine are taped to the walls. They are the artwork my kids brought home from school over the years.

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Response to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 09:07 PM

15. The only artwork on my wall says, "For a good time call.....

Jenny 867-5309"

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Response to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 10:05 PM

18. When does your maid come?

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Response to HipChick (Reply #18)

Sun Apr 14, 2013, 10:12 PM

21. I don't know..

We're not on those kinds of term that we discuss things like that.

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Response to Ron Obvious (Reply #21)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 12:08 PM

23. DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNAH!!!!

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