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Tue Mar 19, 2013, 09:54 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road??



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Reply Why did the chicken cross the road?? (Original post)
opiate69 Mar 2013 OP
olddots Mar 2013 #1
discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2013 #2
Skip Intro Mar 2013 #3
Jack Sprat Mar 2013 #4
opiate69 Mar 2013 #8
nolabear Mar 2013 #5
Jack Sprat Mar 2013 #9
MiddleFingerMom Mar 2013 #6
opiate69 Mar 2013 #7
Broken_Hero Mar 2013 #12
talkingmime Mar 2013 #10
bike man Mar 2013 #11
RiffRandell Mar 2013 #13
Callmecrazy Mar 2013 #14
struggle4progress Mar 2013 #15
lastlib Mar 2013 #16
struggle4progress Mar 2013 #17
Duer 157099 Mar 2013 #18

Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:01 PM

1. Ah the high drama of cooking shows

I like the food but could they tone down the groveling shots and sadism and replace them with poo-poo jokes ?

Yell at me once more dirt bag and you'll be wearing this boiling pasta !

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:22 PM

2. Those folks that act like...

...big bad guys on those cooking shows have some courage and steel nerves. I don't think I'd belittle folks handling knives and boiling oil.

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:27 PM

3. LOL!

:lol:

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:30 PM

4. It knew Dick Cheney

 

was quail hunting on his side and didn't want to be misidentified on bad intelligence.

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Response to Jack Sprat (Reply #4)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:44 PM

8. I lol`d

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:31 PM

5. Hemingway: "To die. Alone. In the rain."

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Response to nolabear (Reply #5)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 11:03 PM

9. That's certainly a dramatic ending.

 

Maybe if it's raining at the time, I might try to drag myself outside without anyone seeing me.

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:35 PM

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #6)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:43 PM

7. lol!

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 20, 2013, 01:25 PM

12. ........



Damn dude owes a shit ton of back egg support.

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Wed Mar 20, 2013, 12:01 PM

10. I thought it was because it was stapled to a dead baby.

 

Sorry, REALLY old joke and not actually funny.

I also think it was the other way around - "Why did the dead baby cross the road?" - "Stapled to a chicken."

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Wed Mar 20, 2013, 12:11 PM

11. Perhaps to escape a predator, or maybe a potential mate was over there. nt

 

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Wed Mar 20, 2013, 01:27 PM

13. Ashamed to admit it, but my son stumped me on this one a couple weeks ago.

What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

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Response to RiffRandell (Reply #13)

Wed Mar 20, 2013, 04:15 PM

14. incorrectly is the only one that I know of

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Response to RiffRandell (Reply #13)

Wed Mar 20, 2013, 04:17 PM

15. or?

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Wed Mar 20, 2013, 04:38 PM

16. Ted Cruz: to prove to th' arma-dilluh that it could be done...!

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Wed Mar 20, 2013, 08:24 PM

17. Did the chicken cross the road or double-cross the road? Accounts differ.

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Wed Mar 20, 2013, 08:32 PM

18. To get to the "other" side

Get it?

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