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Thu Mar 7, 2013, 10:45 PM

Ten Random Pieces of Advice From MrScorpio

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- Although it's true that the best way to generate heat is with friction, never underestimate the importance of good lubrication.

- If you come to a fork in the road, look around for some matching knives and spoons as well.

- It's never too late to learn another language, especially for places that lack an extradition treaty to your home country.

- A kind word and polite conversation may head off the need for U.N. sanctions.

- If you ever find yourself in a situation that you can't get out of, blame your predecessor. However, this works only once. The next time, your successor will be blaming you.

- Just remember, loss of suction is nothing to brag about.

- If you lose something, try and consider it to be a trial separation with an option for divorce. If you're still paying for something that you've lost, think of it as alimony.

- What are you waiting for? That fish taco won't eat itself.

- Do your best to not criticize anyone else's taste in music. Your own 80's phase may come back to bite you in the ass.

- Treat others as you yourself would want to be treated. Sort of like a mutual social hand job.

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Reply Ten Random Pieces of Advice From MrScorpio (Original post)
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Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2013 #1
NYC_SKP Mar 2013 #2
Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2013 #3
NYC_SKP Mar 2013 #4
Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2013 #5
NYC_SKP Mar 2013 #6
Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2013 #7

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Mar 7, 2013, 10:47 PM

1. does this mean that You Suck is a compliment ... right?

- Just remember, loss of suction is nothing to brag about.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Mar 7, 2013, 10:49 PM

2. #11: In order to prevent loss in the laundry of one of a pair of socks...

...part company with all of your socks, forever.

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #2)

Thu Mar 7, 2013, 10:52 PM

3. #12 -If you can't be happy because of it all, be happy in spite of it all.

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Response to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #3)

Thu Mar 7, 2013, 11:27 PM

4. #13 - If you can't be with the one you love...

...what the fuck are you doing not being with the one you love?!

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #4)

Thu Mar 7, 2013, 11:35 PM

5. fuck if I know ... short answer

long answer is convoluted and ultimately boring, trust me

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Response to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #5)

Thu Mar 7, 2013, 11:39 PM

6. Best smiley emoticon for the topic...

Evah.

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #6)

Thu Mar 7, 2013, 11:41 PM

7. well played

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