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Tue Mar 5, 2013, 07:21 PM

Okay friends and fans- I need some help...

I'm going to this bash for St. Patrick's day and I need some good limericks for some prize money.
Anybody know any good limericks?
I tried this post on Friday and got crickets.
If I win I'll mention who posted the winning limerick AND I'll split the prize money

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Reply Okay friends and fans- I need some help... (Original post)
Callmecrazy Mar 2013 OP
Scuba Mar 2013 #1
In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #4
Callmecrazy Mar 2013 #5
pipi_k Mar 2013 #2
In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #6
Callmecrazy Mar 2013 #3
talkingmime Mar 2013 #7
Frosty1 Mar 2013 #8

Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 07:25 PM

1. There once was a man name of Skinner ...

Who took a fair lass out to dinner.
At a quarter past nine,
They sat down to dine.
At a quarter past ten,
It was in her.

The dinner, not Skinner, you sinner.

He was no beginner,
He was in her before dinner.

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Response to Scuba (Reply #1)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 07:34 PM

4. lol

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Response to Scuba (Reply #1)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 07:34 PM

5. Good start

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 07:32 PM

2. You'll probably get kicked out for this...

but:


There was a young Statesman named Smutz,

Whose shit was all stuck in his guts,

He farted a blast,

Left his hearers aghast,

Yet nothing emerged but some nuts.


(The only limerick I actually remember from a giant book of them I used to own)

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Response to pipi_k (Reply #2)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 07:36 PM

6. nice . . . sending CMC a PPR type of post!

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 07:33 PM

3. That's great!

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 08:29 PM

7. There once was a man from Nantucket...

 

You know the rest.

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 08:30 PM

8. There was a young man from Kent

Whose thing was so long it bent

So to save him some trouble
He stuck it in double

Instead of coming he went

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