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Sat Feb 16, 2013, 11:57 AM

I just got accused of *cheating* at bowling :)

how the hell do you cheat at bowling?Granted I've sandbagged in leagues but how the hell do you cheat in a one on one game for money?(and yes I took his money)

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Reply I just got accused of *cheating* at bowling :) (Original post)
backwoodsbob Feb 2013 OP
Turbineguy Feb 2013 #1
backwoodsbob Feb 2013 #4
Mr.Bill Feb 2013 #18
backwoodsbob Feb 2013 #21
Sekhmets Daughter Feb 2013 #2
elleng Feb 2013 #20
whistler162 Feb 2013 #3
backwoodsbob Feb 2013 #5
Gorp Feb 2013 #6
discntnt_irny_srcsm Feb 2013 #7
backwoodsbob Feb 2013 #8
backwoodsbob Feb 2013 #9
discntnt_irny_srcsm Feb 2013 #10
backwoodsbob Feb 2013 #11
discntnt_irny_srcsm Feb 2013 #16
HereSince1628 Feb 2013 #12
backwoodsbob Feb 2013 #13
Ikonoklast Feb 2013 #15
retread Feb 2013 #14
Lady Freedom Returns Feb 2013 #17
backwoodsbob Feb 2013 #22
KG Feb 2013 #19
Taverner Feb 2013 #24
kentauros Feb 2013 #23
jmowreader Feb 2013 #25
kentauros Feb 2013 #26

Response to backwoodsbob (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:18 PM

1. Presumably

you have a laser guided ball?

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Response to Turbineguy (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:24 PM

4. was testing a new ball

still here at the bowling alley btw.....a http://www.bowling.com/products/track-716t.htm?gclid=CJD3iO-qu7UCFQo3nAodaHkAbQ

trying new lines and seeing how the ball reacts.

I've developed a rep here I guess and some hotshot had to try me.I pulled out my old standard primal rage ball when we bowled for money...I won

I was accused of sandbagging(while practicing?..really?)

he is supposed to be getting his buddy down here to bowl me...I hope so...could use the money

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Response to backwoodsbob (Reply #4)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 04:35 PM

18. Even if you were sandbagging,

That's not cheating. That's hustling.

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Response to Mr.Bill (Reply #18)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 05:10 PM

21. I've hustled a few

My entire team was banned from one alley in Detroit...we won one game the first half...we tried to lose that game and couldn't.....we lost one game the second half and won the rolloff...we were all banned from the alley ...but we won 25,000 bucks

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Response to backwoodsbob (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:20 PM

2. you have a tiny gremlin

who knocks down the pins for you?

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Response to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #2)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 05:06 PM

20. HAHAHAA!

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Response to backwoodsbob (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:22 PM

3. Well you where 6 inches from the pins

when you released the ball!

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Response to backwoodsbob (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:41 PM

5. big boys here :)

guess I'm in for a beating(rofl)

Dude has like 12 balls here.

This should be fun

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Response to backwoodsbob (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 02:03 PM

6. The only way I know how to cheat is to have them put up the kiddy gutter bumpers.

 

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Response to backwoodsbob (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 02:07 PM

7. Have you learned nothing from the election...

...12 years ago? Find an old bowling alley with paper score sheets and hold on to the pencil.

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Response to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #7)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 03:11 PM

8. too true

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Response to backwoodsbob (Reply #8)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 03:16 PM

9. so is being a shark at bowling bad?

won $700 today.I could make a living this way

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Response to backwoodsbob (Reply #9)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 03:37 PM

10. I would keep it friendly...

...you just never know. Fast forward to 1:30.



Stay safe.

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Response to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #10)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 03:39 PM

11. it's all friendly

Like that I'm getting a *rep*.

Easy to find games

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Response to backwoodsbob (Reply #11)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 04:15 PM

16. cool

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Response to backwoodsbob (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 03:49 PM

12. Well, let me ask...with what are you rubbing your balls ????????

I've heard steroids can really change how your balls work.

But I was thinking more about having different 'finishes' too adapt to changes in the finish of the lanes.

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Response to HereSince1628 (Reply #12)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 04:00 PM

13. I don't rub my balls often

but good ole baby oil should work

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Response to HereSince1628 (Reply #12)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 04:08 PM

15. "I have never used any performance-enhancing substances, ever."




"Now shut up and help me get this thing through the door."

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Response to backwoodsbob (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 04:01 PM

14. You didn't drink the beer. So he had to double up!

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Response to backwoodsbob (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 04:35 PM

17. So you bowl? You do it for money????

I'm not that good...
( : Uh, the last time you bowled, you had a perfect game.)
( : Don't listen to the guy with the wings! He has no idea what a perfect game is!)

And I don't really know all the rules...
( : You live and breath it!)
( : Yo, wing boy! The bar is over there, adults talking here!)

And they say that the balls and shoes that you get from the alley make it hard to do a good job...
( : You used them when you bowled that last game.)
( If you don't stop it, I swear to your boss I'll.... )

And if you want to have a friendly bet on this...
( : But you don't even have any money...)
(LFR and : SHUT UP!)

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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #17)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 05:26 PM

22. rofl

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Response to backwoodsbob (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 04:40 PM

19. mark it zero!

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Response to KG (Reply #19)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 05:56 PM

24. OVER THE LINE --- MARK IT ZERO!!!

 

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Response to backwoodsbob (Original post)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 05:33 PM

23. Okay, for those of us not up on the sports jargon:

"Sandbagging"?

Good job, however you did it

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Response to kentauros (Reply #23)

Mon Feb 18, 2013, 06:14 AM

25. How to sandbag

You know there's a guy who thinks he's hot shit and you want to put him in his place. So you play a little worse than he does so he thinks he can beat you...then after his money is on the table you stomp him.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #25)

Mon Feb 18, 2013, 07:42 AM

26. Thank you.

Shows how much I bet on stuff (none at all.)

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