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Tue Feb 12, 2013, 09:22 PM

Would you like the Pope's job?

Perks include all the cannolis that you can eat and an endless supply of funny hats.
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 09:23 PM

1. Wrong kind of sex

I don't think I would like it.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 09:25 PM

2. just the popemobile. n/t

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 09:41 PM

3. The hats are an appealing feature.

But no females are allowed to apply.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 09:46 PM

4. Taking a vow of celibacy?

Are you fucking kidding me????

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 10:08 PM

5. Apparently, I don't qualify...."no women need apply"!

There must be some job responsibility that requires a penis...one that does not procreate. How ironic & nonsensical!


I don't like hats anyway.

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Response to southerncrone (Reply #5)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 10:57 PM

6. Hey there's lots of heavy lifting involved...

Those golden chalices and robes are heavy. It's all penis work don't ya know?

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:43 AM

7. Sure, I'll take it and there are going to be some changes made. Hang on to your

thuribles.

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Response to dimbear (Reply #7)

Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:26 AM

9. Please edit

You were supposed to write "Hang onto your mitre". I mean, duh.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:53 AM

8. I'd take it for a year or so, just to get the all-access pass to the Vatican archives,

hidey-holes, basements, attics, etc - who knows what kind of cool stuff they've got stashed away in there...

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Response to petronius (Reply #8)

Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:27 AM

10. No foolin! Only the best garage sale ever!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:34 AM

11. Yes. You do know that whatever the Bishop of Rome says regarding the magisterium of the church...

is considered to be infallible and divinely inspired, right? You just have to frame things correctly and know the linguistics used to convey these things then you can change anything you want.

I'm changing a lot.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:51 AM

12. They might not like my papal decrees! But sure, I'll take the gig--I love Italian food and there's

a real nice restaurant a few blocks from Saint P's that I like to go to when I'm over that way!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Feb 13, 2013, 03:01 AM

13. Pope Schmuel

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