HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Main » The DU Lounge (Forum) » How do you put your pants...
Introducing Discussionist: A new forum by the creators of DU

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 08:37 AM

How do you put your pants on??

Left leg first??

Right leg first??

Both legs at the same time??

Don't wear pants??

Other??

40 replies, 1987 views

Reply to this thread

Back to top Alert abuse

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 40 replies Author Time Post
Reply How do you put your pants on?? (Original post)
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 OP
In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #1
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #3
timdog44 Feb 2013 #35
hobbit709 Feb 2013 #2
union_maid Feb 2013 #4
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #5
union_maid Feb 2013 #7
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #9
pinboy3niner Feb 2013 #10
Sky Masterson Feb 2013 #6
Tuesday Afternoon Feb 2013 #29
Sky Masterson Feb 2013 #32
bluedave Feb 2013 #8
HarveyDarkey Feb 2013 #11
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #13
Denninmi Feb 2013 #12
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #15
siligut Feb 2013 #19
Grantuspeace Feb 2013 #18
ohiosmith Feb 2013 #14
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #16
Grantuspeace Feb 2013 #17
pipi_k Feb 2013 #20
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #21
pipi_k Feb 2013 #22
MrSlayer Feb 2013 #38
Gidney N Cloyd Feb 2013 #23
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #24
Gidney N Cloyd Feb 2013 #25
Duer 157099 Feb 2013 #26
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #27
Duer 157099 Feb 2013 #28
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #31
bluedigger Feb 2013 #30
harmonicon Feb 2013 #33
MrSlayer Feb 2013 #34
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #37
surrealAmerican Feb 2013 #36
Art_from_Ark Feb 2013 #39
sakabatou Feb 2013 #40

Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 08:42 AM

1. Right leg first

What do you do?

Inquiring minds would like to know.



I_T_W

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #1)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 08:48 AM

3. Left

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #1)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 08:20 PM

35. Left leg first.

If I do the right first, the zipper ends up in the back. I'm built wrong for that.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 08:46 AM

2. slowly.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 08:51 AM

4. Left, I think.

How do you put your socks on?

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to union_maid (Reply #4)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 08:54 AM

5. Usually on my feet

left first


Hurry and put some pants on so you know ..............

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #5)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 09:04 AM

7. Usuallly?

Well, I'll be thinking about it next time I put on pants, so I'm not sure that'll count.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to union_maid (Reply #7)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 09:18 AM

9. Be sure and post here when you do put your pants on .............

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to union_maid (Reply #4)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 09:29 AM

10. The other sock is always last (Duh!)

P.S. - I actually have a pair of socks (a gift from a friend) that are embroidered (respectively) with: "(Pinboy's) sock" and "(Pinboy's) other sock."

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 09:00 AM

6. I crawl in through the zipper

I'm not a smart man.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Sky Masterson (Reply #6)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 06:44 PM

29. lol

good to see you, stranger

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #29)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 07:31 PM

32. :D

Thank you! Nice to see you too.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 09:13 AM

8. Carefully

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 10:27 AM

11. What are these pants you speak of?

 

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to HarveyDarkey (Reply #11)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 10:34 AM

13. I can only assume from your question you do not wear pants

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 10:28 AM

12. Left leg first.

Weird, being right side dominant.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Denninmi (Reply #12)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 10:36 AM

15. A couple of thoughts on that

I have heard that most people have one leg longer than the other
perhaps not much but shorter

another: think about which leg you usually kick with ........

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #15)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 11:10 AM

19. All you have to do it close your eyes and walk forward

Have something on either side of you, like a wall and a couch, as you will tend toward the side with the shorter leg.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Denninmi (Reply #12)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 10:49 AM

18. People who are lost can hike or march around in a circle....

because of this dominance.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 10:34 AM

14. The question should not be "how",........but,....."why?"!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to ohiosmith (Reply #14)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 10:41 AM

16. Why ask the question or why wear pants??

I know in my case if I go around with bare legs, I leave a wake of swooning women upon the sidewalk

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 10:47 AM

17. I put my right leg in....I take my right leg out.

I put my right leg in and shake it all about.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 11:18 AM

20. First thing I do

is rig them up between two trees about 100 feet away in the yard.

Then I get into the circus cannon I keep on the front lawn.

I light the fuse, and climb in, and shoot myself feet first into the waiting pants.

Probably not as quick as just putting them on one leg at a time, but a hell of a lot more fun.



Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to pipi_k (Reply #20)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 11:30 AM

21. The neighbors must find putting your pants on interesting ......... just saying

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #21)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 11:51 AM

22. We are

surrounded by trees, so they can't actually see it, although they do hear the cannon go off, but around here it's not unusual to hear that sort of thing when people make very loud noises to scare black bears out of their yards.

There was only one mishap that time I overshot my pants and ended up sitting pantsless in the middle of a neighbor's chicken coop. I'd rather not talk about that one...





Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to pipi_k (Reply #20)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:11 AM

38. Haha.

 

Creative.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 06:24 PM

23. Right leg first because that one's got a knee that doesn't bend as well as the other.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #23)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 06:27 PM

24. Thanks

Did you do it different before the knee locked up??

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #24)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 06:32 PM

25. I think it varied depending on surroundings.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 06:33 PM

26. On what?

My answer will depend on yours.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Duer 157099 (Reply #26)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 06:35 PM

27. I was thinking on yourself but if you have other uses

I am sure Du would be interested to hear them

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #27)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 06:38 PM

28. Ah, gotcha.

Well, first I unbutton and unzip them if they are buttoned and zipped. Then, I lower my head , place the waistband around the crown of my head and then flip my head back into an upright position.

Why?

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Duer 157099 (Reply #28)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 07:25 PM

31. Just wondering on a Sunday

kinda like which way for toilet paper
which leg do you kick with
which of your legs is shorter

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 07:01 PM

30. Well, first I have to find where I left them.

After that it really depends on the circumstances.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 08:10 PM

33. How should I know?

Ask my valet. That's his job.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 08:12 PM

34. Like this.

 

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to MrSlayer (Reply #34)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 10:52 PM

37. se post #20

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 08:25 PM

36. It would be far too dull ...

... to put them on the same way every day. I can't be the only person here who has no usual method - can I?

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 02:01 AM

39. I am reminded of a song I learned in 2nd Grade

about elves getting dressed:

"They put their little green pants on
First the left, then the right..."

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 02:41 AM

40. One leg first, right or left

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink

Reply to this thread