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Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:03 PM

Time for another edition of "Yoko Did It"! We know she broke up the Beatles, but did you know she

is responsible for male pattern baldness? It's true! You can look it up.

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Reply Time for another edition of "Yoko Did It"! We know she broke up the Beatles, but did you know she (Original post)
ohiosmith Jan 2013 OP
Tom Ripley Jan 2013 #1
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #2
geardaddy Jan 2013 #3
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #4
graywarrior Jan 2013 #5
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #7
dogknob Jan 2013 #6
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #12
dogknob Jan 2013 #20
a kennedy Jan 2013 #8
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #13
edbermac Jan 2013 #9
Tom Ripley Jan 2013 #10
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #15
Dr. Strange Jan 2013 #11
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #16
RedCloud Jan 2013 #14
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #17
kwassa Jan 2013 #18
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #19
dogknob Jan 2013 #21
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #23
Tabasco_Dave Jan 2013 #22
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #24
Boomerproud Jan 2013 #25
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #26
antiquie Jan 2013 #27
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #28
LiberalElite Jan 2013 #33
Beer Snob-50 Jan 2013 #29
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #31
Taverner Jan 2013 #30
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #32
kwassa Jan 2013 #34
ohiosmith Jan 2013 #39
dogknob Jan 2013 #35
Scruffy Rumbler Jan 2013 #36
Major Nikon Jan 2013 #37
Grantuspeace Jan 2013 #38

Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:12 PM

1. She is a life coach for Mike Love


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Response to Tom Ripley (Reply #1)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:15 PM

2. Yep!

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:30 PM

3. She burnt the toast.

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Response to geardaddy (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:31 PM

4. More than once!

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:32 PM

5. She impregnated Kim Kardooshian

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #5)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:47 PM

7. Her wickedness is limitless!

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:37 PM

6. I found this nice piece of revisionist "criticism" after reading your post.

Alejandro Jodorowsky had to run from a lynch mob at the 1968 Acapulco Film Festival when Fando y Lis premiered.

The best thing about Jodorowsky's stuff is that it is impossible to see it and have no opinion. The worst thing about his stuff is reading the reactions of communications-majors-turned-critics to it. I'm sure "Rodrigo's" use of the word "misogyny" in a sentence managed to get him laid at least once.

http://theplaylist.blogspot.com/2007/05/endorsed-by-john-yoko-father-of.html

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Response to dogknob (Reply #6)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 05:47 PM

12. Interesting!

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #12)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:16 PM

20. Rodrigo obviously never buried his first toy and his mother's picture...

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 03:55 PM

8. She really did, along with Jon, produce the short film Erection....

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Response to a kennedy (Reply #8)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 05:47 PM

13. Very cool!

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 04:11 PM

9. No fan of hers, but she did not break up the Beatles.

The Beatles broke up the Beatles.

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Response to edbermac (Reply #9)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 04:59 PM

10. Yes, yes, yes, yes...

I suspect ohiosmith also agrees with us.

She has, for decades, been unfairly cast into the role of some kind of sin-eating scapegoat.

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Response to edbermac (Reply #9)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 05:48 PM

15. Because of Yoko!

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 05:22 PM

11. She came up with the NFL's "Tuck Rule."

'tis true.

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Response to Dr. Strange (Reply #11)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 05:49 PM

16. Absolutely!

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 05:48 PM

14. Ono!

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Response to RedCloud (Reply #14)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 05:50 PM

17. O yes!

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:05 PM

18. She invented the filibuster.

and is responsible for gridlock in Congress.

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Response to kwassa (Reply #18)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:07 PM

19. Right you are!

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:23 PM

21. She also invented that sensor that zeroes-out the parking meter when you drive away.

She collects all of the wayward parking karma in an ancient chamber pot.

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Response to dogknob (Reply #21)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:40 PM

23. Finally, the truth!

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:38 PM

22. She invented the mullet.

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Response to Tabasco_Dave (Reply #22)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 08:03 PM

24. Another crime against humanity!

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 12:42 PM

25. This isn't to hijack this thread-but some true info on Yoko that I found

interesting-she and Linda McCartney went to the same high school. What's the odds of that happening?

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Response to Boomerproud (Reply #25)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 01:22 PM

26. Zero! Another example of her omnipresent evil.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 01:33 PM

27. She killed Kenny

and Mr. Bill, too.

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Response to antiquie (Reply #27)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 01:35 PM

28. I didn't know about Mr. Bill!

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Response to antiquie (Reply #27)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 08:52 PM

33. and JR

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 01:55 PM

29. Yoko is the one who started the tea party movement as we know it today... NT

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Response to Beer Snob-50 (Reply #29)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 02:30 PM

31. Yikes!

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 02:14 PM

30. Yoko wrote the Macarena!

 

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Response to Taverner (Reply #30)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 02:33 PM

32. The woman is without shame!

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 08:55 PM

34. The guy in the Gangnum Style video is actually Yoko Ono.

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Response to kwassa (Reply #34)

Sat Jan 5, 2013, 09:27 AM

39. See! And no one would believe me!

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 09:25 PM

35. She broke up the Be Sharps, too...

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Jan 5, 2013, 01:33 AM

36. I heard her voice is causing the polar ice caps to melt.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Jan 5, 2013, 01:53 AM

37. I wonder how much she would charge to date Reince Priebus

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Jan 5, 2013, 02:25 AM

38. Obama's birth certificate, "New Coke".



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