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Tue Dec 25, 2012, 12:05 PM

Need help with roof damage

I have reindeer poop and hoof holes in the roof

and a very fat man stuck in the flue .......... what do I do??

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Reply Need help with roof damage (Original post)
Angry Dragon Dec 2012 OP
Brigid Dec 2012 #1
rrneck Dec 2012 #2
In_The_Wind Dec 2012 #3
Angry Dragon Dec 2012 #8
In_The_Wind Dec 2012 #9
LiberalEsto Dec 2012 #4
Major Nikon Dec 2012 #5
Angry Dragon Dec 2012 #7
Major Nikon Dec 2012 #10
JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2012 #6

Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 12:17 PM

1. Call 911.

Let us know what kind of response you get.

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 12:53 PM

2. Hang on, let me get my crowbar. Oh, wait... nt

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 01:11 PM

3. Move out. They'll be back for the fat guy.



Oh. And a very Merry Christmas to you.

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 01:30 PM

8. then I would be homeless

and a Merry Christmas to you


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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #8)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 01:49 PM

9. Then I guess ya just gotta put up with the shit.

Oh. BTW ~ News Flash ~>

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 01:11 PM

4. The NRA recommends

more guns

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 01:23 PM

5. Shoot a reindeer and have roast beast for dinner

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Response to Major Nikon (Reply #5)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 01:28 PM

7. the reindeer are gone ...... just the fat man is left

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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #7)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 02:59 PM

10. Start a fire and save the drippings for gravy?

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 01:25 PM

6. That'll put a damper on your plans for a yule fire.

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