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Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:40 PM

A Modern Christmas Carol - THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SPECIALS

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SPECIALS

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A cable package for my new TV.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six Tots in Tiaras
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.


On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven Kitchen Nightmares
Six Tots in Tiaras
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight Storage Auctions
Seven Kitchen Nightmares
Six Tots in Tiaras
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine Different Pawn Shops
Eight Storage Auctions
Seven Kitchen Nightmares
Six Tots in Tiaras
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten All News Networks
Nine Different Pawn Shops
Eight Storage Auctions
Seven Kitchen Nightmares
Six Tots in Tiaras
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eleven Fashion Runways
Ten All News Networks
Nine Different Pawn Shops
Eight Storage Auctions
Seven Kitchen Nightmares
Six Tots in Tiaras
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve Housewives Fighting
Eleven Fashion Runways
Ten All News Networks
Nine Different Pawn Shops
Eight Storage Auctions
Seven Kitchen Nightmares
Six Tots in Tiaras
Five Gold Miners
Four Lady Hoggers
Three Tattoo Parlors
Two Iron Chefs
And a cable package for my new TV.

God Bless Us, Every Channel!
Merry Christmas!

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Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:43 PM

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Response to TeamPooka (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:08 PM

2. Have a Honey Boo Boo Christmas and a Snooki New Year!

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #2)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 04:11 AM

3. and a Boo Boo to you too.

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