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Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:11 PM

Please accept with no obligation, implicit or explicit, my best wishes for...

...an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with total respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, and their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

Additionally,

A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual orientation, political disposition, country of origin and choice of smart phone, tablet device, and computer platform of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is either revocable or limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law.

(This one has been going around, but I haven't seen it here!)

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UrbScotty Dec 2012 OP
Tobin S. Dec 2012 #1
pinboy3niner Dec 2012 #2
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Response to UrbScotty (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:14 PM

1. I think you've got it all covered.

I accept and wish the same to you should you choose to accept.

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Response to UrbScotty (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:16 PM

2. I'll have to get back to you...

...after I run it by my lawyer.

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Response to UrbScotty (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:33 PM

3. I'd like to say this about that;

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