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Mon Dec 24, 2012, 11:09 AM

Naughty or Nice This Year? Last Chance to Plead Your Case to The Man in Red



I have been naughty outwardly, but very, very, very good inwardly. I want a new truck and horse trailer with a bow in it in the driveway in the morning. M'kay Santa?

I don't think that's too much to ask, considering how very, very good I've been in my fantasies


What about you Lounge Lizards?

Have you been naughty or nice this year?

Just why SHOULD Santa leave you more than a lump of coal?

I will be checking in here and there!





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Reply Naughty or Nice This Year? Last Chance to Plead Your Case to The Man in Red (Original post)
Tsiyu Dec 2012 OP
Howler Dec 2012 #1
Tsiyu Dec 2012 #6
MissMillie Dec 2012 #2
Howler Dec 2012 #4
siligut Dec 2012 #3
Howler Dec 2012 #5
Tsiyu Dec 2012 #7
davsand Dec 2012 #8
Tsiyu Dec 2012 #9
In_The_Wind Dec 2012 #10
Tsiyu Dec 2012 #12
In_The_Wind Dec 2012 #16
Tsiyu Dec 2012 #17
ananda Dec 2012 #11
Tsiyu Dec 2012 #13
luckyleftyme2 Dec 2012 #14
Major Nikon Dec 2012 #15
Tsiyu Dec 2012 #18

Response to Tsiyu (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 11:32 AM

1. LOL!

Why Very Naughty Of course!!! But from past experience Santa seems to be pretty indiscriminate about such things around this neck of the woods!!! LMAO!!!! Good thing too. I'm asking Santa for a double boiler so I can make the heavy french sauces out of my new cookbook. But until then if anything goes wrong with my sauces tomorrow I will use use not having a double boiler has an excuse!!! Snort! Win Win There.

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Response to Howler (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 12:18 AM

6. "Yes, Madam, it appears Satan has possessed


your bain-marie."



Blaming the Debill for cooking errors is genius, actually

Santa is on his way with your naughty present, Howler.

I was wearing feathers this evening, BTW





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Response to Tsiyu (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:06 PM

2. Nice enough to deserve a Christmas present

Naughty enough to deserve an even better Christmas present.

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Response to MissMillie (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:28 PM

4. HHHHHOOOOWWWWLLLLLL!!!

Love that Miss Millie!!!

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Response to Tsiyu (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:11 PM

3. I've been so bad, that I am now good

I went full circle. I buy my own gifts anyway, so the fat guy in red can kiss my rump.

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Response to siligut (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:29 PM

5. HAHAHAHA!!!!

Snort!

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Response to siligut (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 12:22 AM

7. I was listening to a story yesterday on This American Life


about a dad who pitched horse manure on his roof as one part of his elaborate Santa ruse for his daughter.

I think you need holiday magic like this.

We will be over in half an hour to throw poop on your house.




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Response to Tsiyu (Reply #7)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 01:54 AM

8. THAT single act of kindness merits the good list all by itself!

I'm pretty sure Santa will LOVE that! Sure made ME laugh out loud!





Laura

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Response to davsand (Reply #8)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 02:05 AM

9. We won't fling any reindeer poo at your place


I solemnly vow

No matter how lucrative such an altruistic act may be



But keep your ears open for bells.

Lots and lots of bells!



Merry Christmas, Laura






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Response to Tsiyu (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 08:07 AM

10. I've been so damn good I'm scaring myself.


I won't ask for much:
I need new batteries for my old toys.

So hurry down my chimney tonight.

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #10)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 01:09 PM

12. Sounds like you need the Energizer Bunny

or the Duracell Elf!

I am proud of your wonderful scary goodness!

Merry Christmas, Baby!



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Response to Tsiyu (Reply #12)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 01:45 PM

16. An elf would be nice.

I need help lugging this thing around.

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #16)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 02:29 PM

17. What do you power with that merry thing?



Or should we use our imaginations?








I imagine a portable LED holiday light display would be no problem...




Naughty minds....





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Response to Tsiyu (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 09:36 AM

11. Lol

Too bad my middle name is Trouble with a capital T!

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Response to ananda (Reply #11)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 01:13 PM

13. AS long as it's not Naughty with a capital N!

ananda, I hope your stocking was full of love this morning and your holiday season is free from all trouble - lower or upper case.




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Response to Tsiyu (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 01:21 PM

14. I THINK


Ithink he needs a whellbarow so you can wheel him over to the next mare-
roflmao!

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Response to Tsiyu (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 01:22 PM

15. Someone wasn't happy with their x-mas present

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Response to Major Nikon (Reply #15)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 02:32 PM

18. Maybe they finally got him out of

that tipi smoke hole....




Poor, poor Santa




Merry Christmas, Major Nikon. I hope you get all your wishes and demands


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