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Mon Dec 24, 2012, 08:13 AM

Due to the recent influx of malcontents and ne'er-do-wells, The Lounge is now hiring bouncers.

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Reply Due to the recent influx of malcontents and ne'er-do-wells, The Lounge is now hiring bouncers. (Original post)
MiddleFingerMom Dec 2012 OP
Baitball Blogger Dec 2012 #1
libodem Dec 2012 #2
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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 11:45 AM

1. Ah. Just in time for Christmas.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 11:55 AM

2. The office area is a mess

Nobody cleans the bathrooms but me, the juke box is full of moldly oldies. People steal the cue ball and shuffle board pucks, the old smokey velvet curtains remain hanging, the freaking flocked wall paper with the staples and shreads of poster paper on every wall.....and you think we can afford a band for new years and bouncers? We need to talk, buster. Head down to the office, right now....

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:10 PM

3. I just want you to try this on

Yes, I know it looks like that black rubber fart suit you saw in the pictures, the other day. Just try it on. If you get turtled we promise to set you on your feet. We do need a bouncer.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 12:27 PM

4. So did those

Lizards get the job? You ever get out of that black rubber ball suit, I made you try on.? What, you can't take it off?

Of, course I'm not helping, you..

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