Sat Dec 22, 2012, 09:47 PM
rug (48,229 posts)
Does anybody know anything about Rasputin's penis.
I'm having an argument with somebody who says it was 13 inches long and is pickled in a jar in Moscow. I call bullshit.
Here's my proof: http://www.st-petersburg-life.com/st-petersburg/rasputins-penis
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35 replies, 1459 views
| Author | Time | Post | |
| rug | Dec 2012 | OP | |
| NYC_SKP | Dec 2012 | #1 | |
| rug | Dec 2012 | #2 | |
| rurallib | Dec 2012 | #3 | |
| rug | Dec 2012 | #10 | |
| rurallib | Dec 2012 | #17 | |
| Major Nikon | Dec 2012 | #28 | |
| Joe Shlabotnik | Dec 2012 | #31 | |
| In_The_Wind | Dec 2012 | #4 | |
| rug | Dec 2012 | #11 | |
| RedCloud | Dec 2012 | #5 | |
| Lady Freedom Returns | Dec 2012 | #8 | |
| RedCloud | Dec 2012 | #9 | |
| LiberalFighter | Dec 2012 | #35 | |
| rug | Dec 2012 | #12 | |
| Lady Freedom Returns | Dec 2012 | #6 | |
| rug | Dec 2012 | #13 | |
| Lady Freedom Returns | Dec 2012 | #15 | |
| rug | Dec 2012 | #16 | |
| pscot | Dec 2012 | #22 | |
| Xipe Totec | Dec 2012 | #7 | |
| rug | Dec 2012 | #14 | |
| Lady Freedom Returns | Dec 2012 | #19 | |
| Xipe Totec | Dec 2012 | #23 | |
| UTUSN | Dec 2012 | #18 | |
| rug | Dec 2012 | #20 | |
| velvet | Dec 2012 | #34 | |
| liberaltrucker | Dec 2012 | #21 | |
| Adsos Letter | Dec 2012 | #24 | |
| Brother Buzz | Dec 2012 | #26 | |
| waddirum | Dec 2012 | #27 | |
| Brother Buzz | Dec 2012 | #29 | |
| Adsos Letter | Dec 2012 | #33 | |
| Brother Buzz | Dec 2012 | #25 | |
| lastlib | Dec 2012 | #30 | |
| Arkansas Granny | Dec 2012 | #32 |
Response to rug (Original post)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 09:53 PM
NYC_SKP (49,516 posts)
1. It doesn't look at all like a penis.
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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #1)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 09:55 PM
rug (48,229 posts)
2. The one in the jar is a fraud.
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The real one was tested and found to be a dessicated sea-cucumber.
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Response to rug (Original post)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 09:58 PM
rurallib (31,371 posts)
3. I have enough trouble keeping track of my own......
Response to rurallib (Reply #3)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:23 PM
rug (48,229 posts)
10. Well, if it was 13 inches that would not be a problem.
Response to rug (Reply #10)
Sun Dec 23, 2012, 09:25 PM
rurallib (31,371 posts)
17. excellent point. Well, 12 more to go.
Response to rug (Reply #10)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:59 PM
Major Nikon (10,096 posts)
28. I would argue it would be a bigger problem
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At least for most.
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Response to rurallib (Reply #3)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 09:20 PM
Joe Shlabotnik (2,331 posts)
31. I know, it can be a real pain in the ass.
Response to rug (Original post)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 09:58 PM
In_The_Wind (44,566 posts)
4. I never gave it much thought
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until now.
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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #4)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:23 PM
rug (48,229 posts)
11. I'm here to serve.
Response to rug (Original post)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 10:40 PM
RedCloud (8,978 posts)
5. My Russian resource confirms "only 13 inches"
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She isn't usually wrong about such things.
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Response to RedCloud (Reply #5)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 10:58 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (5,067 posts)
8. Was the info...
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From Russia with love?
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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #8)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:00 PM
RedCloud (8,978 posts)
9. She turned red as a Russian beet when asked...
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She also fessed up years earlier to what they put in facial creams!
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Response to RedCloud (Reply #9)
Tue Dec 25, 2012, 04:40 PM
LiberalFighter (31,155 posts)
35. Horse or human?
Response to RedCloud (Reply #5)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:24 PM
rug (48,229 posts)
12. Thanks for the effort.
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Still, this article, besides containing at least 13 euphemisms for penis, is convincing.
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Response to rug (Original post)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 10:43 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (5,067 posts)
6. If you believe in another story, it can't be in a jar anywhere!
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Some say Rasputin is still with us! (cue spooky music)
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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #6)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:26 PM
rug (48,229 posts)
13. The only way he's still here is if he's looking for his severed penis.
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I wouldn't want to be the one who has it when he finds it.
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Response to rug (Reply #13)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:35 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (5,067 posts)
15. But the story that is linked above said that there had been no test to see if it was his penis. n/t
Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #15)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:37 PM
rug (48,229 posts)
16. They tested one candidadte and found it to be a sea cucumber.
Response to rug (Reply #16)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:12 AM
pscot (14,149 posts)
22. Is that a sea cucumber in your pocket...
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They say rasputin never bathed. It gave him an air of authenticity.
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Response to rug (Original post)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 10:50 PM
Xipe Totec (29,971 posts)
7. If you're arguing about somebody else's penis, you're doing something wrong...
Response to Xipe Totec (Reply #7)
Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:27 PM
rug (48,229 posts)
14. It's a change a pace to argue about one than with one.
Response to rug (Reply #14)
Sun Dec 23, 2012, 10:03 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (5,067 posts)
19. Not that much. We talk about Republicans all the time. n/t
Response to rug (Original post)
Sun Dec 23, 2012, 09:31 PM
UTUSN (35,065 posts)
18. Silly me, I grew up thinking sex/size/ didn't matter. Thought *merit* mattered. n/t
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Response to UTUSN (Reply #18)
Sun Dec 23, 2012, 10:43 PM
rug (48,229 posts)
20. Hey now, the topic is Rasptin's penis not desiderata.
Response to rug (Reply #20)
Tue Dec 25, 2012, 04:37 PM
velvet (1,011 posts)
34. Go placidly ...
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If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser penises than your own.
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Response to rug (Original post)
Sun Dec 23, 2012, 11:36 PM
liberaltrucker (7,408 posts)
21. They must have meant centimeters
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Response to rug (Original post)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:23 PM
Adsos Letter (14,161 posts)
24. ...13 inch penis...
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Is that unusual?
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Response to Adsos Letter (Reply #24)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:31 PM
Brother Buzz (8,493 posts)
26. A thirteen inch penis is odd
Response to Brother Buzz (Reply #26)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:55 PM
waddirum (517 posts)
27. it's also prime
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nt
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Response to Adsos Letter (Reply #24)
Tue Dec 25, 2012, 04:21 PM
Adsos Letter (14,161 posts)
33. Meant to include this in my original response...
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Response to rug (Original post)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:30 PM
Brother Buzz (8,493 posts)
25. I just may be thirteen inches when it's mad
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I'm just saying.
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Response to rug (Original post)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 09:25 PM
Arkansas Granny (14,811 posts)
32. Contrary to popular belief,
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I'm really not old enough to have any personal knowledge.
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