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Sat Dec 22, 2012, 09:47 PM

Does anybody know anything about Rasputin's penis.

I'm having an argument with somebody who says it was 13 inches long and is pickled in a jar in Moscow. I call bullshit.

Here's my proof:

http://www.st-petersburg-life.com/st-petersburg/rasputins-penis

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Reply Does anybody know anything about Rasputin's penis. (Original post)
rug Dec 2012 OP
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #1
rug Dec 2012 #2
rurallib Dec 2012 #3
rug Dec 2012 #10
rurallib Dec 2012 #17
Major Nikon Dec 2012 #28
Joe Shlabotnik Dec 2012 #31
In_The_Wind Dec 2012 #4
rug Dec 2012 #11
RedCloud Dec 2012 #5
Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2012 #8
RedCloud Dec 2012 #9
LiberalFighter Dec 2012 #35
rug Dec 2012 #12
Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2012 #6
rug Dec 2012 #13
Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2012 #15
rug Dec 2012 #16
pscot Dec 2012 #22
Xipe Totec Dec 2012 #7
rug Dec 2012 #14
Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2012 #19
Xipe Totec Dec 2012 #23
UTUSN Dec 2012 #18
rug Dec 2012 #20
velvet Dec 2012 #34
liberaltrucker Dec 2012 #21
Adsos Letter Dec 2012 #24
Brother Buzz Dec 2012 #26
waddirum Dec 2012 #27
Brother Buzz Dec 2012 #29
Adsos Letter Dec 2012 #33
Brother Buzz Dec 2012 #25
lastlib Dec 2012 #30
Arkansas Granny Dec 2012 #32

Response to rug (Original post)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 09:53 PM

1. It doesn't look at all like a penis.

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #1)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 09:55 PM

2. The one in the jar is a fraud.

The real one was tested and found to be a dessicated sea-cucumber.

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Response to rug (Original post)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 09:58 PM

3. I have enough trouble keeping track of my own......

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Response to rurallib (Reply #3)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:23 PM

10. Well, if it was 13 inches that would not be a problem.

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Response to rug (Reply #10)

Sun Dec 23, 2012, 09:25 PM

17. excellent point. Well, 12 more to go.

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Response to rug (Reply #10)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:59 PM

28. I would argue it would be a bigger problem

At least for most.

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Response to rurallib (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 09:20 PM

31. I know, it can be a real pain in the ass.

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Response to rug (Original post)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 09:58 PM

4. I never gave it much thought

until now.

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #4)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:23 PM

11. I'm here to serve.

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Response to rug (Original post)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 10:40 PM

5. My Russian resource confirms "only 13 inches"

She isn't usually wrong about such things.

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Response to RedCloud (Reply #5)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 10:58 PM

8. Was the info...

From Russia with love?

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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #8)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:00 PM

9. She turned red as a Russian beet when asked...

She also fessed up years earlier to what they put in facial creams!

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Response to RedCloud (Reply #9)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 04:40 PM

35. Horse or human?

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Response to RedCloud (Reply #5)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:24 PM

12. Thanks for the effort.

Still, this article, besides containing at least 13 euphemisms for penis, is convincing.

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Response to rug (Original post)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 10:43 PM

6. If you believe in another story, it can't be in a jar anywhere!

Some say Rasputin is still with us! (cue spooky music)

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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #6)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:26 PM

13. The only way he's still here is if he's looking for his severed penis.

I wouldn't want to be the one who has it when he finds it.

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Response to rug (Reply #13)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:35 PM

15. But the story that is linked above said that there had been no test to see if it was his penis. n/t

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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #15)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:37 PM

16. They tested one candidadte and found it to be a sea cucumber.

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Response to rug (Reply #16)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:12 AM

22. Is that a sea cucumber in your pocket...

They say rasputin never bathed. It gave him an air of authenticity.

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Response to rug (Original post)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 10:50 PM

7. If you're arguing about somebody else's penis, you're doing something wrong...

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Response to Xipe Totec (Reply #7)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 11:27 PM

14. It's a change a pace to argue about one than with one.

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Response to rug (Reply #14)

Sun Dec 23, 2012, 10:03 PM

19. Not that much. We talk about Republicans all the time. n/t

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Response to rug (Reply #14)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 11:41 AM

23. Ouch!

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Response to rug (Original post)

Sun Dec 23, 2012, 09:31 PM

18. Silly me, I grew up thinking sex/size/ didn't matter. Thought *merit* mattered. n/t

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Response to UTUSN (Reply #18)

Sun Dec 23, 2012, 10:43 PM

20. Hey now, the topic is Rasptin's penis not desiderata.

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Response to rug (Reply #20)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 04:37 PM

34. Go placidly ...

If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser penises than your own.

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Response to rug (Original post)

Sun Dec 23, 2012, 11:36 PM

21. They must have meant centimeters

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Response to rug (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:23 PM

24. ...13 inch penis...

Is that unusual?

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Response to Adsos Letter (Reply #24)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:31 PM

26. A thirteen inch penis is odd

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Response to Brother Buzz (Reply #26)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:55 PM

27. it's also prime

nt

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Response to waddirum (Reply #27)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 07:02 PM

29. Indeed!

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Response to Adsos Letter (Reply #24)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 04:21 PM

33. Meant to include this in my original response...

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Response to rug (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:30 PM

25. I just may be thirteen inches when it's mad

I'm just saying.

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Response to rug (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 07:33 PM

30. it's dead.

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Response to rug (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 09:25 PM

32. Contrary to popular belief,

I'm really not old enough to have any personal knowledge.

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