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Baitball Blogger

(46,700 posts) Tue Dec 11, 2012, 10:39 PM Dec 2012

Time to play, It's not what you think.

Guess what the following are, without peeking.

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Time to play, It's not what you think. (Original Post) Baitball Blogger Dec 2012 OP

the second one looks like a Spoka garden gnome NightWatcher Dec 2012 #1

Very close! Baitball Blogger Dec 2012 #2

I thought the top picture was garden gnomes, so I guess those are actually the dildos? petronius Dec 2012 #3

No. It's not what you think. Baitball Blogger Dec 2012 #4

Yes, but I thought they were garden gnomes petronius Dec 2012 #5

It's a banana bunker, silly. Baitball Blogger Dec 2012 #6

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

1. the second one looks like a Spoka garden gnome

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Original post)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 10:42 PM

Dec 2012

As seen at Ikea

Baitball Blogger

(46,700 posts)

2. Very close!

Reply to NightWatcher (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 10:44 PM

Dec 2012

Euro3Plast Baddy Garden Gnome

What it is: A glow-in-the-dark, vaguely phallic lawn ornament that looks either like a postmodern representation of a garden gnome or a baby squid.

What it says: I want every teenager for a 15-mile radius to know where you live and to steal things from your lawn.

Price: $340, [email protected] or (773) 227-4988

Read more: Worst Gifts - Christmas Gag Gifts - Esquire http://www.esquire.com/the-side/holiday-gift-advice-2008/worst-gifts-2008#ixzz2Enm9Fhta

http://www.esquire.com/the-side/holiday-gift-advice-2008/worst-gifts-2008#slide-20

petronius

(26,602 posts)

3. I thought the top picture was garden gnomes, so I guess those are actually the dildos?

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Original post)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 10:47 PM

Dec 2012

Baitball Blogger

(46,700 posts)

4. No. It's not what you think.

Reply to petronius (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 10:49 PM

Dec 2012

petronius

(26,602 posts)

5. Yes, but I thought they were garden gnomes

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Reply #4)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 10:52 PM

Dec 2012

OK, now I think they're flexible left sleeves for stylish, semi-transparent, space-suits. What do I win?

Baitball Blogger

(46,700 posts)

6. It's a banana bunker, silly.

Reply to petronius (Reply #5)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 10:55 PM

Dec 2012

Banana Bunker

What it is: An extremely-phallic plastic sheath that will protect your precious banana, so you don't end up with brown fruity mush in the bottom of your backpack.

What it says: I'm too embarrassed to go into the store to buy you a real dildo.

Read more: Worst Gifts - Christmas Gag Gifts - Esquire http://www.esquire.com/the-side/holiday-gift-advice-2008/worst-gifts-2008#ixzz2EnotmuGE
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/holiday-gift-advice-2008/worst-gifts-2008#slide-1

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