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Tue Dec 11, 2012, 09:39 PM

Time to play, It's not what you think.

Guess what the following are, without peeking.



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Reply Time to play, It's not what you think. (Original post)
Baitball Blogger Dec 2012 OP
NightWatcher Dec 2012 #1
Baitball Blogger Dec 2012 #2
petronius Dec 2012 #3
Baitball Blogger Dec 2012 #4
petronius Dec 2012 #5
Baitball Blogger Dec 2012 #6

Response to Baitball Blogger (Original post)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 09:42 PM

1. the second one looks like a Spoka garden gnome



As seen at Ikea

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Response to NightWatcher (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 09:44 PM

2. Very close!




Euro3Plast Baddy Garden Gnome

What it is: A glow-in-the-dark, vaguely phallic lawn ornament that looks either like a postmodern representation of a garden gnome or a baby squid.

What it says: I want every teenager for a 15-mile radius to know where you live and to steal things from your lawn.

Price: $340, info@janehamleywells.com or (773) 227-4988

Read more: Worst Gifts - Christmas Gag Gifts - Esquire http://www.esquire.com/the-side/holiday-gift-advice-2008/worst-gifts-2008#ixzz2Enm9Fhta

http://www.esquire.com/the-side/holiday-gift-advice-2008/worst-gifts-2008#slide-20

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Response to Baitball Blogger (Original post)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 09:47 PM

3. I thought the top picture was garden gnomes, so I guess those are actually the dildos?

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Response to petronius (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 09:49 PM

4. No. It's not what you think.

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Response to Baitball Blogger (Reply #4)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 09:52 PM

5. Yes, but I thought they were garden gnomes



OK, now I think they're flexible left sleeves for stylish, semi-transparent, space-suits. What do I win?

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Response to petronius (Reply #5)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 09:55 PM

6. It's a banana bunker, silly.

Banana Bunker

What it is: An extremely-phallic plastic sheath that will protect your precious banana, so you don't end up with brown fruity mush in the bottom of your backpack.

What it says: I'm too embarrassed to go into the store to buy you a real dildo.

Read more: Worst Gifts - Christmas Gag Gifts - Esquire http://www.esquire.com/the-side/holiday-gift-advice-2008/worst-gifts-2008#ixzz2EnotmuGE
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/holiday-gift-advice-2008/worst-gifts-2008#slide-1

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