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grantcart

(53,061 posts)
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 01:03 AM Nov 2012

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Exactly 61 years ago Cliffordu entered this world.


For the last few decades he has carried out an extensive and carefully constructed cover story of an ex Vet who has some computer and software experience and vanishes for weeks on end on his 'bike'.


Well this is the lounge and if I come here and tell you that the actual story is that he never left the services and has been a high level agent working sometimes with Interpol and sometimes with other countries gaining the confidence of the most vile evil doers and then planning their downfall well you wouldn't believe it because it was published in the Lounge would you.

Its funny though how in 1993 Cliffordu could not be found anywhere and de Klerk negotiates to free Mandela. Tell me where he was in October 1989 when Honecker finally makes an abrupt turn around.

You can't can you?

These enigmatic stories are not lost forever however, Details are changed and the history rearranged but they are compiled and put into script form and become the basis for the next Bond movie.

He "says" that he is preparing for another "bike ride". It might take months. He will be "off the grid". You might want to check the headlines about things happening in North Korea.

(Due to work requirements and taking time to 'spend more time with my family' I am also going off the grid until about Jan 2nd. I also will not be travelling to North Korea or the Chinese border of North Korea either.)

His nonsensical posts are not carefully coded relays triggering classified operations by using DU as the perfect cutaway forum.

We cannot sign on and officially thank Cliffordu for these many decades of international service because, according to the official record, they never happened and he wasn't there.

So let's just keep this to ourselves and instead just wish him a Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday Cliffordu and good luck on your 'bycicle trip'.

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Happy Birthday Cliffordu! Systematic Chaos Nov 2012 #1
Thanks!! cliffordu Nov 2012 #6
You're shitting me! NYC_SKP Nov 2012 #2
In tortoise years I'm only 3 cliffordu Nov 2012 #7
The Agency has excellent plastic surgeons. grantcart Nov 2012 #9
Happy 61st Birthday!! Kaleva Nov 2012 #3
Happy Birthday, Cliffordu!!! MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 #4
You are a sexy beast, cliffordu Nov 2012 #8
Thanks, you rotten fucker. cliffordu Nov 2012 #5
This message was self-deleted by its author antiquie Nov 2012 #10

MiddleFingerMom

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4. Happy Birthday, Cliffordu!!!
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 01:21 AM
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cliffordu

(30,994 posts)
5. Thanks, you rotten fucker.
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 01:30 AM
Nov 2012

Can't wait till I come for a little 'visit' in February.

I'm bringing your dog. She is no longer a vegetarian.

Just can't wait to show you the new tricks I taught the mutt.

'Fetch' is particularly exciting.

your friend and confidant,

Cliffordu

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