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Sun Nov 25, 2012, 12:57 PM

Lawyer claims lover tried to kill him with her 38DD breasts.

Tim Schmidt, 30, claims 33-year-old Franziska Hansen wanted to kill him out of jealousy at his successful career.

The lawyer alleges his ex tried to smother him with her breasts while ‘pretending it was a sex game’.

Hansen has denied the charge of ‘attempted manslaughter with a weapon’.

Mr Schmidt is quoted by the Daily Mail as telling the German court: ‘The incident happened in May – we were having sex.


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/918786-lawyers-former-lover-tried-to-kill-him-with-38dd-breasts#ixzz2DG4HlZXn

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Reply Lawyer claims lover tried to kill him with her 38DD breasts. (Original post)
ohiosmith Nov 2012 OP
hobbit709 Nov 2012 #1
ohiosmith Nov 2012 #2
HopeHoops Nov 2012 #4
4th law of robotics Nov 2012 #8
HopeHoops Nov 2012 #10
4th law of robotics Nov 2012 #12
HopeHoops Nov 2012 #13
jmowreader Nov 2012 #15
HopeHoops Nov 2012 #18
blue neen Nov 2012 #22
HopeHoops Nov 2012 #23
blue neen Nov 2012 #24
HopeHoops Nov 2012 #28
blue neen Nov 2012 #31
HopeHoops Nov 2012 #3
progressoid Nov 2012 #5
4th law of robotics Nov 2012 #6
Aristus Nov 2012 #7
rug Nov 2012 #9
lastlib Nov 2012 #20
Baitball Blogger Nov 2012 #11
mythology Nov 2012 #14
nolabear Nov 2012 #16
MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 #17
struggle4progress Nov 2012 #19
NewJeffCT Nov 2012 #21
Yavin4 Nov 2012 #26
nadine_mn Nov 2012 #25
NewJeffCT Nov 2012 #30
NV Whino Nov 2012 #27
Dr. Strange Nov 2012 #29
edbermac Nov 2012 #32
Taverner Nov 2012 #33
NewJeffCT Nov 2012 #35
Arugula Latte Nov 2012 #37
Warren DeMontague Nov 2012 #34
kwassa Nov 2012 #36
TeamPooka Nov 2012 #38
NewJeffCT Nov 2012 #39
nolabear Nov 2012 #40

Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:00 PM

1. for gawd's sake don't let HH see this.

Or there'll be another shitload of complaints in Meta.

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Response to hobbit709 (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:01 PM

2. Oh shit!

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Response to hobbit709 (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:19 PM

4. Hell there will be anyway. I still prefer B cups.

 

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #4)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:26 PM

8. Sexist objectification!

 

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Response to 4th law of robotics (Reply #8)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:35 PM

10. What? I don't like hooters the size of watermelons? I like real ones.

 

Shit, I know women who've had breast REDUCTIONS because the things were causing them back pain. An A cup is sufficient to feed a baby and should be sufficient to satisfy a man. While we're at it, what's the use of a 9 inch penis when a vagina is built to handle a 6" one? Some things just confuse me.

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #10)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:41 PM

12. Expressing a preference, as a male, is de facto objectification

 

While we're at it, what's the use of a 9 inch penis when a vagina is built to handle a 6" one?


Oversized male genitalia (OMG) is a legitimate medical condition not to be mocked.

http://www.amazon.com/Live-Huge-Penis-Richard-Jacob/dp/1594743061/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1353868834&sr=8-1&keywords=how+to+live+with+a+giant+penis

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Response to 4th law of robotics (Reply #12)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:46 PM

13. I know. It sounds like it would be painful. Huge breasts sound painful too.

 

Still, I'm a "more than a handful's a waste" guy.

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #10)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:56 PM

15. How many men are within an inch and a half of nine?

A woman I used to work with liked to brag about her husband's ten-inch dick. There are two great things about having a guy with a ten-inch dick, she said...

The most important thing is that you DON'T have a husband with a ten-inch dick. Women are apparently quite jealous of someone who can snag her modern-day Priapus.

The only-less-slightly important thing about having a husband so equipped is that it won't all go in and if he doesn't hold himself up during sex he's going to injure his dick; the woman therefore can always be assured of not being squished during lovemaking. Being able to breathe is Good.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #15)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 02:21 PM

18. Well, I'm not even close. But my wife's quite happy with it.

 

I'm totally happy with her too. I'd think a 9" or larger one would be painful. I don't have personal experience in that department, mind you, but it just sounds painful. A sixer can nail the back wall. What's the use of something larger?


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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #10)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 04:38 PM

22. After all, that is what is most important...

"sufficient to satisfy a man."

Right.

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Response to blue neen (Reply #22)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 04:40 PM

23. Don't forget "sufficient to satisfy a woman". That's more important.

 

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #23)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 04:42 PM

24. Here's what seems really important to some people:

Crossing the line.

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Response to blue neen (Reply #24)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 04:50 PM

28. And just how is feeling that satisfying a woman is more important than yourself crossing the line?

 


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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #28)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 06:23 PM

31. Crossing the line.

You know what it means. You don't need anyone here to explain it.


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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:18 PM

3. Well, those DO look lethal. I prefer B cups.

 

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:25 PM

5. "...33-year-old Franziska Hansen (not pictured)..."

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:25 PM

6. Good thing they provided a picture

 

otherwise we'd have been unaware of what large breasts looked like.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:26 PM

7. Wait, what?

This is the basis of a legal complaint?

What do I need to do to get her angry with me?

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:32 PM

9. I want to be on this jury.

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Response to rug (Reply #9)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 03:37 PM

20. I'd want to have the weapon tested...

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:40 PM

11. Sounds like this could have made it into the thread I posted yesterday,

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:55 PM

14. Yet one more reason to prefer smaller breasts in my opinion

In addition to the back pain to women that can be caused by large breasts, the fact that they are often just in the way etc.

For me the principle reason is the lower back as I suffer a great deal of back pain myself.

I wonder if that's why my present crush has bad knees like I do?

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 02:14 PM

16. Oh c'mon. Give us well endowed ladies some love. It takes all kinds and all kinds are fine.

If we'd all get over the "better or worse" thing we'd all get a lot more...well, we'd get a lot more.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 02:15 PM

17. No human being should be entrusted with that much power.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 03:21 PM

19. I bet he'll listen next time somebody says "She has killer breasts"

Some people just seem to be slow learners

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 03:40 PM

21. While it sounds like a fun way to go out...

I just don't think it's really possible to be smothered to the point of fatal asphyxiation with big boobies.

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Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #21)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 04:46 PM

26. "don't think it's really possible to be smothered to the point of fatal asphyxiation with big boobs"

Be kinda fun trying.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 04:45 PM

25. really? DDs aren't even that big

DD's are not THAT big... once you start getting into the J's and Ks then maybe I will believe this crap.

BTW - I have DDs and if they were lethal my poor husband would have been dead years ago.

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Response to nadine_mn (Reply #25)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 06:03 PM

30. well, depends on the rest of the woman

way back in my single days, I dated two women back to back. One was barely 5 feet tall and 100 pounds and she was a 34D. The next woman was almost 6 feet tall and I have no idea what she weighed, but was not as slender as the 5 foot tall woman. But, she was also a 34D. On the short woman, her chest looked huge. On the taller, curvier woman, they looked kind of average unless she wore something really low cut.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 04:47 PM

27. Sounds like a script for Law and Order: SVU

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 05:51 PM

29. If the bra doesn't fit...

you must acquit.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 07:54 PM

32. If breasts are outlawed, then only outlaws will have breasts.

Or something like that.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 07:55 PM

33. At least he kept abreast of what was going on...

 

And I guess those two will never end up as bosom buddies...

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Response to Taverner (Reply #33)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 01:27 PM

35. They must have been

quite a pair before this incident, though.

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Response to Taverner (Reply #33)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 02:42 PM

37. I feel they should have nipped this case in the bud.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:39 PM

34. It could happen.

They don't call em dirty pillows for nothin'.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 02:33 PM

36. This image came to mind.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 03:26 AM

38. Apparently, Congress has been trying to register and control the wrong set of ladyparts.

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Response to TeamPooka (Reply #38)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 09:23 AM

39. Boobies don't kill people

people kill people.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 11:06 AM

40. Another senseless motorboat death.

Why do I keep adding to these threads? Why?

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