Another Craigslist freebie--not your usual input.

[Baitball Blogger]

Sherry Jean Thorn Green (every place)

you can run but you can not hide from the FBI, I am going to walk you hand and hand to prison or stright to hell
what you did to your mother on her death bed is one thing but you will not steal my mothers s/s checks and think you will get away with it
the FBI is now close on your ass--- can not wait to see your FAT ASS BEHIND BARS

http://orlando.craigslist.org/zip/3421632223.html

[HopeHoops]

1. OkAY then. Me be thinkin' somebody might be a WEE bit upset.

[Baitball Blogger]

2. You know, I was thinking.

Wouldn't it be great to have a place to air these kind of personal issues? Especially since the person they're complaining about will probably do it again to someone else?

[HopeHoops]

3. Well, there was a rather resentful eBay listing a few years back (DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFENDED)

It said something to the effect of "Free: One horrible whore bitch of a girlfriend. Must take all baggage. No returns."

I know it was longer than that, but that's the basic message it presented. It lasted long enough for someone to get a screen grab, but obviously eBay took it down as soon as they found out about it. I've got the JPG somewhere - no clue where. I've got THOUSANDS of images.