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Fri Nov 16, 2012, 04:41 PM

Police Blotter: Police seeking man who stole 4 cans of Axe bodyspray


Jacksonville police said the man used a cinder block to smash the glass front door of a Dollar General in the 6800 block of Wilson Boulevard about 3:40 a.m. Nov. 3. Police said the man went in and stole four cans of Axe Body Spray.



Talk about having low self esteem and no goals, he bypassed the candy aisle to smell like a douchebag.

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Reply Police Blotter: Police seeking man who stole 4 cans of Axe bodyspray (Original post)
NightWatcher Nov 2012 OP
hifiguy Nov 2012 #1
TeamPooka Nov 2012 #2
mysuzuki2 Nov 2012 #3
loli phabay Nov 2012 #4
HopeHoops Nov 2012 #5

Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 06:23 PM

1. Any decent K-9 should be able to find

that klown without too much effort.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2012, 03:59 AM

2. just follow the screaming groups of woman chasing him down the street...

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2012, 10:45 AM

3. I think the police will be able to sniff him out.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2012, 10:46 AM

4. lol but honestly i like some of the axe scents.

 

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Sat Nov 17, 2012, 12:04 PM

5. I'm sure they'll sniff him out.

 

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