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Fri Nov 16, 2012, 02:32 AM

Talk about your "Nanny State". You know that warning about an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

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From my teenaged years, I seem to remember one that lasted for more than 4 years.
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I mourn the passing of the All-American male.
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His time, indeed, has um, you know... um... well... come and gone.
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Reply Talk about your "Nanny State". You know that warning about an erection lasting more than 4 hours? (Original post)
MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 OP
Systematic Chaos Nov 2012 #1
XemaSab Nov 2012 #2
Major Nikon Nov 2012 #5
Lady Freedom Returns Nov 2012 #3
MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 #4
Lady Freedom Returns Nov 2012 #6
MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 #9
Major Nikon Nov 2012 #7
baldguy Nov 2012 #8
7wo7rees Nov 2012 #17
Baitball Blogger Nov 2012 #10
HopeHoops Nov 2012 #11
kurtzapril4 Nov 2012 #12
Scruffy Rumbler Nov 2012 #13
kurtzapril4 Nov 2012 #16
Scruffy Rumbler Nov 2012 #14
MightyAfrodite Nov 2012 #15

Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 02:57 AM

1. You do understand that at about the 12 hour mark...

...your tallywhacker starts to resemble an overripe eggplant, correct?

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Response to Systematic Chaos (Reply #1)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 07:33 AM

5. More so than usual?

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 06:49 AM

3. So that is not normal even without the meds?

I'm serous! Is that a problem? He is 56 years old! Do I really need to make him go get it checked out?

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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #3)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 07:31 AM

4. Be glad it's not the other way around. One of my favorite women from my past...

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... was Debbie. We were both around 30 and had been long-term FWB's. Debbie really, really liked
young men -- from 18-21 or so. "They can go," she said, "4, 5, 6, 8 times a night."
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"So why do WE spend so much time together in bed?"
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She told me. "It'd be nice if just ONE of those times would last longer than 10-15 seconds."
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Through YEARS of diligence, perseverance and sheer willpower, at that point I had increased my
stamina up to about a 24.6 second average.
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MAN, all that (snicker) hard work had really been worth it!!!
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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #4)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 07:40 AM

6. So my husband staying in that condition for long period of time is not a health problem?

He does not take nothing like Viagra so I thought it was ok. Then this post got me worried.

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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #6)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 08:15 AM

9. If you're being serious, maybe he SHOULD see a doctor.

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Google satyriasis. It CAN be physically damaging.
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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #4)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 07:43 AM

7. You should have just told her she needs to work on her own technique

...if she wants to cross the finish line first.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 07:52 AM

8. No accompanying picture this time?

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Response to baldguy (Reply #8)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 11:58 PM

17. Space age technology has changed our bedrooms

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 09:20 AM

10. I wonder if this is why girls excel at Math during the high school years?

And then, boys catch up with them later when the blood circulation improves to the brain?

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 10:27 AM

11. I had the same thought you did when I first heard that warning . WTF? only 4?

 

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 10:33 AM

12. Every time I hear the list

of warnings about the side effects of Viagra.....I can see, in my mind's eye, a herd of deaf, blind old men with huge erections yelling and running into things.

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Response to kurtzapril4 (Reply #12)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 11:08 AM

13. They shouldn't run into things===>

Woodn't their "curb feeler" warn them first?

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Response to Scruffy Rumbler (Reply #13)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 11:36 PM

16. Aaaaaah..you are correct! eom

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 11:09 AM

14. So true.... so true!

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 01:56 PM

15. What's that new peepee drug ...

they've been talking about on progressive radio? The "look down" one? They said it gives a man an erection in seven seconds! I don't know fellas. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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