Odor-eliminating pants are hot seller in Japan

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Should be required to cover-up all republican BS!

Odor-eliminating pants are hot seller in Japan; Undergarments disguise smell of flatulence, body odor

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/odor-eliminating-pants-hot-seller-japan-article-1.1201110

Odor-eliminating pants are hot seller in Japan; Undergarments disguise smell of flatulence, body odor
The company's range has now expanded to 22 items, including socks that prevent feet from smelling and t-shirts that mask the whiff of sweaty armpits.

Underpants which are claimed to neutralise the smell of flatulence are proving a hit in Japan, whose hard-working businessmen seem to like the idea of breaking wind without getting caught.

A Japanese textile company has developed a range of underwear which it says prevent unwelcome odors.

"It took us a few years to develop the first deodorant pants that are comfortable enough to wear in daily life but efficient in quickly eliminating strong smells," said Nami Yoshida, a spokeswoman for the company, Seiren.

[HopeHoops]

1. What if you don't WEAR pants? What are WE supposed to do?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

5. spray the bits with frebreeze

[HopeHoops]

6. That shit's sort of gross, you know.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

14. Oh I know

I refuse to use it.

[Baitball Blogger]

2. Should we all pitch in and buy Karl Rove a pair?

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13. At minimal a pair!!! Or the super-size! n/t

[hifiguy]

3. The fart is still audible even if it's not smellable.

There are so many jokes here I don't even begin to know where to start.

[HopeHoops]

7. Yeah, but SBDs are MUCH worse!!!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

4. so sad

Humans are sometimes smelly.

I would rather live with that then walk around in chemically impregnated clothing all day. *shudder*

edit: I googled, and it looks like most of it is carbon absorbing nano-particles. this might be cool after all

[geardaddy]

8. They already have something to mask the sound of farts.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/magic-mouth/1356768/

"Did you see Bill Maher last night?"

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9. LOL

No, I didn't see him last night.

[geardaddy]

10. No, that's one of the canned phrases from the Magic Mouth.

Oops, it was "Did you see Charlie Rose last night?"

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12. Oh!!!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

11. How are they coming along on anti-dutch oven sheets?

[ChromeFoundry]

15. They probably won't cover up an infamous - SHART

...so hopefully those hard-working, Japanese businessmen don't get too cocky.

[RKP5637]

16. And too bad they can't cover up the SHARTs that run for political office. n/t