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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 02:10 PM

Quite the athlete, MiddleFingerMom was universally described as "gazelle-like". (DIAL-UP WARNING!!!)

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Reply Quite the athlete, MiddleFingerMom was universally described as "gazelle-like". (DIAL-UP WARNING!!!) (Original post)
MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 OP
hunter Nov 2012 #1
bluesbassman Nov 2012 #2
HopeHoops Nov 2012 #3
MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 #5
Baitball Blogger Nov 2012 #4
A Simple Game Nov 2012 #6
MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 #7
Kennah Nov 2012 #8

Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:45 PM

1. How the hell does that happen?

The spikes fall out of his shoes, or something?

Failure of a hidden launch device?

Flatulence?




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Response to hunter (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:50 PM

2. RUI would be my guess.

10 for style points though.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:14 PM

3. What the FUCK is up with the guy on the left?

 

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 08:23 PM

5. False start, thus two QUICK shots of the starter's pistol.

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His neurons misfired and he was right on the cusp. His brain was
telling him "STOP" and "GO" at the exact same time.
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(edit to add: ) I used to be a competition swimmer. Can't tell you how many false starts
there were where I managed to stop myself at the last SPLIT-second and stand up in
the blocks, only to be unable to stop myself from teetering on into the pool anyways.
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I definitely feel his pain. And his (and my) recognition of our inner doofuses.
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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 08:04 PM

4. Double Gainer, with a twist scratch start.

Man. That is hard to do.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 09:02 PM

6. I've watched it 5 times, which one is supposed to be you? n/t

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Response to A Simple Game (Reply #6)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 09:30 PM

7. If you slow it WAY down, you can catch my blur in Lane #2.

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I'm way down at the finish line before the other guys are turning around.
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I wasn't just called "Flash" because of my raincoat, y'know.
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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #7)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 12:26 AM

8. The raincoat is just more memorable

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