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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:34 AM

Fill in the blank: I feel guilty when _____________________________

I feel guilty when I don't sing harmony when I sing along with the radio.

You?

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Reply Fill in the blank: I feel guilty when _____________________________ (Original post)
Bertha Venation Nov 2012 OP
Scuba Nov 2012 #1
Lady Freedom Returns Nov 2012 #2
sarge43 Nov 2012 #3
Liberalynn Nov 2012 #20
MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 #4
ohiosmith Nov 2012 #6
MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 #7
ohiosmith Nov 2012 #8
MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 #11
ohiosmith Nov 2012 #12
Lady Freedom Returns Nov 2012 #23
HopeHoops Nov 2012 #5
RedCloud Nov 2012 #9
pipi_k Nov 2012 #10
hamsterjill Nov 2012 #13
Bertha Venation Nov 2012 #14
Rambis Nov 2012 #15
RiskWrangler Nov 2012 #16
Bertha Venation Nov 2012 #17
femmocrat Nov 2012 #18
Incitatus Nov 2012 #19
Liberalynn Nov 2012 #21
CanonCityGecacher Nov 2012 #22
In_The_Wind Nov 2012 #24
auntAgonist Nov 2012 #26
In_The_Wind Nov 2012 #27
auntAgonist Nov 2012 #28
applegrove Nov 2012 #25

Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:43 AM

1. I felt a little guilty this morning when I read of Ann Romney crying after the election...

... because that made me grin ear to ear!

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Response to Scuba (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 12:25 PM

2. I felt a little guilty...

for not feeling guilty for hearing that she cried.

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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 12:34 PM

3. I feel a tad guilty for not working harder to make her cry more.

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 10:40 PM

20. Love it

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 12:41 PM

4. I feel guilty when I'm acquitted of "Indecent Exposure" charges for lack of evidence.

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... I mean -- I have a FRIEND who feels guilty when that happens.
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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #4)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:08 PM

6. What were you charged with,.....assault with a dead weapon?

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #6)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:11 PM

7. At least the JURY was hung.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #7)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:13 PM

8. You coulda got hard time!

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #8)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:27 PM

11. Nah... I'da beat it.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #11)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:31 PM

12. That's what got you in trouble in the first place!

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #4)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:31 PM

23. Where am I when your "friend" is having so much fun?

I like fun to ya know!

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:06 PM

5. I poop outside of the litterbox.

 

Now if only I could get the cats to feel guilty about that.

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:14 PM

9. they search for the missing ice cream

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:17 PM

10. I feel guilty when

I split the last hunk of cake with Mr Pipi and take the larger piece

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:59 PM

13. I feel guilty when I...

Gave some well deserved Facebook payback yesterday to an old Republican friend who had really been obnoxious to me. Well...felt guilty for a minute anyway. It'll pass!!!!

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Response to hamsterjill (Reply #13)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:08 PM

14. My kinda guilt.

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:11 PM

15. I wish death on stupid people

not really

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:59 PM

16. I bring in the groceries and fish out

the candy I like, take it straight to my bedroom and put it in the drawer next to the bed...away from the kids! Goin straight to hell...I know.

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Response to RiskWrangler (Reply #16)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 07:41 PM

17. Goin' straight to hell? I don't think so.

Kids will gobble up candy without thought. Rather like aquarium fish who don't know they can eat themselves to death inside a minute.

Enjoy that candy, baby.

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 10:26 PM

18. I don't respond to those sad-eyed looks of three corgis who are begging for my food.

So I break down and give them some! hehehe

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 10:38 PM

19. I leave just one spoonful of ice cream in the carton and put it back in the freezer. nt

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 10:41 PM

21. I feel guilty for feeling guilty

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:27 PM

22. Satisfaction

Last edited Fri Nov 9, 2012, 12:25 AM - Edit history (1)

I feel guilty when... I orgasm before my wife. Though this is just a theoretical guilt. I always wait for her to finish
So..
I feel guilty when I forget to take the trash out and my wife ends up doing it... But if I catch her doing it, I'll usually run and grab it from her and take it out.

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:00 AM

24. I feel guilty when I think about how much time I spent . . .

chasing the almighty dollar down the roadways as a pilot car.
In retrospect ~ I could have earned as much within 500 miles of home.

live & learn

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #24)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:27 AM

26. J !! where have you been ?



I miss you!


aA
kesha

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Response to auntAgonist (Reply #26)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 02:28 AM

27. N & S, W & E found states I loved & ones I never want to see again.

I miss you!

I missed my home while I was on the road. I tried to salvage what Bernie ponzied away from us but we lost almost everything.

Had no idea how crooked the trucking industry is

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #27)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 11:07 AM

28. I am so sorry :( got your msg this morning, answered.

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Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:19 AM

25. order take out.

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