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Wed Nov 7, 2012, 10:23 AM

We won! When does the war on Christmas start?

And banning of Christianity?

And forced gayness?

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Reply We won! When does the war on Christmas start? (Original post)
GoneOffShore Nov 2012 OP
oswaldactedalone Nov 2012 #1
democrat_patriot Nov 2012 #2
GoneOffShore Nov 2012 #3
Shrike47 Nov 2012 #4
GoneOffShore Nov 2012 #6
Lakerstan Nov 2012 #5
logosoco Nov 2012 #7
cliffordu Nov 2012 #8
HopeHoops Nov 2012 #9
Major Nikon Nov 2012 #10
4th law of robotics Nov 2012 #11
LiberalElite Nov 2012 #13
LiberalElite Nov 2012 #12

Response to GoneOffShore (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 10:26 AM

1. Meet at pre-determined location

delta charlie foxtrot. Attacks on Christmas, Christianity, and Gay Conversion commence when all batallions in place.

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Response to oswaldactedalone (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 10:34 AM

2. Roger commencing phase 1: FEMA camps for christians.


You have your lists - round them up!!

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Response to oswaldactedalone (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 10:36 AM

3. Roger - message received

Are we supposed to bring compulsory make up kits and decorating tools? I've got purple handcuffs and leg irons for the Freepers and a couple of pairs of leather-chaps.

And a chain saw for the Christmas trees.

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Response to GoneOffShore (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 10:45 AM

4. No way, I love Christmas!

Christmas is why God invented gold spray paint.

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Response to Shrike47 (Reply #4)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 11:30 AM

6. There is that and it's such a good accent.

So we leave the trees and take the manger scenes and put Mary in a flannel shirt and Joseph in a dress.
Lots of chance for gold spray paint there.

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Response to GoneOffShore (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 10:51 AM

5. Don't forget we have to take everyone's guns!

And Obama can FINALLY release his Kenyan birth certificate!

Socialism - here we come! woo hoo!

(The sad part is, I don't think Freepers would get the sarcasm in these posts)

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Response to GoneOffShore (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 12:23 PM

7. I will be a little late because I have to go get some of that birth control they are forcing me

to take.

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Response to GoneOffShore (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 12:35 PM

8. I'm running a low level infiltration unit out of Vandenberg

into Arizona.

We're going to start painting Nativity scenes with day of the dead porn in the next week or so.

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Response to GoneOffShore (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:48 PM

9. Oh hell, I started that six months ago.

 

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Response to GoneOffShore (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:50 PM

10. Shit I can't wait

At least two of the three anyway.

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Response to GoneOffShore (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:05 PM

11. I hate that it keeps getting bumped up every year

 

Have people forgotten about the war on Thanksgiving?

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Response to 4th law of robotics (Reply #11)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:55 PM

13. Yeah - soon it'll be collliding

with their War on Halloween!

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Response to GoneOffShore (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:53 PM

12. Sir! Yes Sir! nt

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