I'm bored ask me anything

[LynneSin]

It's raining like the dickens and watching reruns of 'Arrested Development'

[barnabas63]

1. Well I was going to ask you about the weather..

..until I saw the body of your message! Ok....what's the temperature there?

[LynneSin]

3. Wet wet wet wet

Ugh

[Curtland1015]

2. "Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?"

"Bob Loblaw No Habla Español."

[LynneSin]

4. I'm only on season 2

[LiberalEsto]

5. How is your staple gun?

Can't wait for your next stapling.

[LynneSin]

9. I'm thinking of switching to a cordless hammer

We shall see

[Tobin S.]

6. What do you do with the do-nothings of the world?

[LynneSin]

10. Give them a fresh copy of Ayn Rand and hope they go away

[TexasTowelie]

7. I'll go for the deep one. What is the meaning of life?

[LynneSin]

11. 42

[rug]

8. What breed of dog is this?

[LynneSin]

12. That's a tapir dog

Omg

[Kali]

15. !!!

OMG!

[waddirum]

13. why does it hurt when I pee?

[LynneSin]

14. Scroll up to rugs post

Does it look like that?

[UTUSN]

16. No. n/t

[LynneSin]

21. Meanie

[Major Nikon]

17. Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?

[LynneSin]

20. I would if I hadn't quit wearing them last week

B

[madinmaryland]

18. Has Delaware closed their tollbooths for the hurricane???

[LynneSin]

19. For everyone but you

We charge you triple instead

[polly7]

22. Darn it, I bet you've gone to bed.

I really need an answer to this. See ...... I've got this mouse. I call him "fuck OFF!!!!". My cat, Hobo, who I thought was the best hunting cat ever has caught him for me - twice now. I was so happy! and told him "OMG ... ok Hobo, let me get the door open" as I ran, with pounding heart, and full of relief! to open if for him, fully expecting him to take him outside. The problem is, Hobo always has had to have the last word, it doesn't matter what you say to him. He 'meoooowed' in a muffled kind of way, then louder to make sure I heard .... and the mouse got away.

I saw him tonight, peeking at me from behind my stove. I've had to haul it out and scrub, and clean every cupboard in my kitchen at least half a dozen times already. This mouse is wearing me out! I hated to do this, but decided to try to trap him. He licked the peanut butter off clean, twice. I imagine he wears this at night:


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Please help.

[HopeHoops]

23. Have you tried counting pubic hairs? It could take a while, well, unless you got Brazillion.