If TMZ is accurate in their reporting...and when AREN'T they...Justin Bieber has been BUSY.

Justin Bieber Sued
You Stole My Credit Card
for Penis Enlargement

http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/23/justin-bieber-lawsuit-selena-gomez-penis-enlargement/?adid=hero4



-- "Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug."

-- "Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry (sic) firework song in my ear drums."

-- "(Bieber) gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones."

-- "Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. "