Cats are right where they're SUPPOSED to be. Just ask them.

Kitties ...

He said " if you ever see your cat just calmly walking through the living room, then DART out somewhere else, it's because that cat realized he had to be in another room RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

1: My kittens BOTH jump onto the toilet seat when I need to shit.
2: You can't eat without help.
3: SIT ON MY FACE!
4: I played souzaphone but don't remember a cat invading it, but it generally sounded like one was there. I was better on the 4-valve rotary tuba.

5: If there's a way a cat can fuck you up, it will. But DAMN are they cute.

A kitty's fuzzy little but needs to be planted on the exact paragraph you're viewing.

He pulls it right out of my hand so he can get petted. Tink's a little more subtle. She jumps up on my lap and uses her tail to obscure what I'm trying to read. I'm not real thrilled with a cat being that close to the unit, so I make her get down.

I don't know which was more painfull to watch, that game or the dry humping on SNL.