A Blonde Joke.

One more blonde joke;

A blonde gets a cell phone from her boy friend as a birthday gift.
The next day, while shopping, the cell phone rings..she takes it out of her purse and says "Hello"....It's her boyfriend, and he asks "How do you like your birthday present?"..."Oh, I love it," she says. "It fits right in my purse, and your voice is so clear...but how did you know I was at Walmart?"

I am blonde and have never understood why calling blonde people stupid was funny.

If it was any other group of people it wouldn't be considered funny.

This has bothered me for years.

It isn't funny calling anybody stupid.

What did the blonde say when I blew in her ear?

"Thanks for the refill!"

It is still calling people stupid.

Care to change blonde to black, brown, or red.

How about skin colors, you wouldn't make a joke about that.

Why just blonde, it isn't funny.

Never was.

Blonde Male Jokes (for the Ladies!)


A friend told the blond man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a
police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains
the next time you and your wife are getting intimate.
The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because
I wasn't even at home yesterday."

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A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the
shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and
I've just wet mine."

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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish.
I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".
The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".

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A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

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A blond man shouts frantically into the phone
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No", he shouts, "this is her husband!"

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A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to
swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in
the road.
The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"

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A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic.
His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.

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A blond man is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by
his feet.
"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blond replies.
"It should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe".

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An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do Scuba divers always fall
backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be
in the boat."

They used to have a daily meeting before starting their shifts and while waiting for everyone to arrive one of the employees, a blonde male, would stand at the podium and tell blonde jokes...

He told a moldy oldy one day; "How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!"

A blonde woman in the audience responded "I don't find that funny."

to which everyone else present responded in unison "Wait until Saturday!"