I Wish My Parents Would Stop E-Mailing Naked Pictures Of Me To Their Friends

[pokerfan]

First of all, I just want to say that I love my parents. They are generous and supportive and overall they seem like good people. But I have to admit they have habits that are, for lack of a better phrase, pretty messed up. In fact, I'm going to go ahead and call these habits unbelievably messed up. Because while I appreciate how they feed me and clothe me and take me places, I am decidedly not so into this whole thing where they take high-resolution digital photos of me while I'm naked and distribute them via e-mail to a large audience of their friends, family, and coworkers.

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There’s something like 20 names CC’d on this e-mail, including, by the way, Karen, my mom’s boss. Why does Karen want to see me naked? And how did my mom even know Karen wanted that? Did she tell my mom out of the blue that she was interested in seeing some naked pictures of me? Or was it so obvious Karen wanted to see naked pictures of me that she didn’t even need to say anything?

Fuck, I’m probably going to have to talk to Karen at some point, too. Boy, that's not going to be overwhelmingly uncomfortable or anything, you know, seeing as she's gazed at multiple high-definition images of my penis before. There’s no way she’s thinking about anything else throughout that whole conversation besides all those naked JPEGs of me she has on a hard drive somewhere.

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