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Fri Aug 31, 2012, 08:25 AM

*** Gets out her staple gun and hangs sign for the new DU Dog Collar for sale at DU Pet Store ***

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Reply *** Gets out her staple gun and hangs sign for the new DU Dog Collar for sale at DU Pet Store *** (Original post)
LynneSin Aug 2012 OP
HopeHoops Aug 2012 #1
LynneSin Aug 2012 #2
HopeHoops Aug 2012 #3
HopeHoops Aug 2012 #4
geardaddy Aug 2012 #5
turtlerescue1 Aug 2012 #6

Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Fri Aug 31, 2012, 10:34 AM

1. Dang, so THAT'S what's wrong with mine! And yes, I do wear one when I go out.

 

It has dog tags (from PetSmart) with medical and emergency contact information along with my emergency pill case. My service dog has a similar set on her harness. But GEEZE that's a bad translation!!!!

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 31, 2012, 10:35 AM

2. Then you better get your dong to the vet

just saying

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Response to LynneSin (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 31, 2012, 10:43 AM

3. Hey, I got my nuts clipped 17 years ago. Vets are cheaper than Urologists.

 

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Response to LynneSin (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 31, 2012, 10:47 AM

4. Oh, and MY collar matches hers as well as her leash - all AKC leather.

 

I put the dog tags on key-ring clips so EMTs could easily remove them. That's come in handy. But at least we match.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Fri Aug 31, 2012, 10:54 AM

5. What happens if my dong swallows something

and then someone swallows my dong?

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Fri Aug 31, 2012, 10:57 AM

6. "Although the Bark Terminator's microprecessor is designed to differentiate..."

If I dared to come home with anything like this collar, am sure my three fur crew canines and the young feline would gang tackle me and securely place this on MY neck. sad but true.

So far the worse thing to happen repeatedly is Max the Brat's spontaneous midnight barking spasms amounts to the skunk I cannot see in the dark assuring me it/he/she is quite disturbed by the lack of silence. In fact its becoming nearly a ritual to fall asleep with that scent of skunk coming in the window for 2-3 hours.

BUT there is a neighbor up the hill to the south that needs something for their pack of small dogs that can bark for several hours any time. The only other good use I could put this collar to is that pack of coyotes on a run.

Guess I'll get a bag of Oinkies instead.

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